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2007

13

Jul

I am – Sara Harding is a Club Slut of the Day

Sara Harding Club Slut

Sara Harding is some Brit Pop star who, according to the tabloids, loves the sauce, and whatever else she can get her hands on in terms of mind altering substances. Check out the mug on the guy shes with. Remember what I was just saying about hot girls dating guys that under normal circumstances they could never, ever get with?

Sara Harding could really be any other girl from America. She gets dressed up to go out to the bar with her friends, being sure her orange tan is at just the right hue, she has enough foundation that her face looks like plastic. Oh, and I forgot dress so short you can almost see her ass cheeks.

Once at the bar, she drinks way more then she can handle, pukes in the bathroom twice and then heads out for more shots. She dances on the dance floor waving her arms in the air, because for some fucking reason drunk girls think they look really, really hot when they do that. Finally she goes home with whatever random dude happens to be left over at the end of the night, in this case, that lucky bloke she’s making out with.

I bet when they woke up the next morning, he probably said I love you, and she had to call her publicist to do damage control and say hes just an old friend or some shit. I’d call her a whore, but at least whores get paid.


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