Thereâ€™s something to be said about knowing and admitting who you are to those around you. Jesus will be the first to admit that heâ€™s a fat, impotant piece of shit, for instance. Julien, our token gay blogger, will never argue the fact that he is a flaming queen that is scared of bugs and mice. Julienâ€™s friend, however, needs to take a fucking cueâ€¦.
So I have a friend that has a little problem with crystal meth and itâ€™s getting out of hand. I know, I know, itâ€™s such a clichÃ©; gay guy is addicted to meth and fucks lots of but sometimes clichÃ©s exist for a reason. So my other friends want to tell his parents and have some fucking intervention type thing so he can go to rehab. Now, I donâ€™t have too much sympathy for this little faggot, I mean Iâ€™ve done meth before and Iâ€™m stupid enough to become a fucking addict and even if I was an addict I would do what any self respecting WASP would do and keep it inside and personal. My Mom hass been addicted to painkillers for years and nobody really knows because she doesnâ€™t fucking broadcast it. I also think that rehab is fucking bullshit, if it
doesnâ€™t work for Lohan how is it going to work for my friend?
Anyway, the big problem is that his parents donâ€™t know that heâ€™s gay and if we have this intervention it would definitely come out and we need his parents because they are rich or something and they can pay for the rehab. Again, I donâ€™t see what the problem is because we are talking about one of the biggest faggots I know, heâ€™s gayer than Christmas. He dyes his hair, he wears way too much jewelry, he has a fucking lisp and, most importantly, heâ€™s a fucking meth addict.
Only fags and soccer momâ€™s are meth addicts and this guy doesnâ€™t drive no Windstar. So if he was worried about his parents finding out heâ€™s gay, heâ€™s really not doing a good job. This guy is doing a really shitty job acting straight. But heâ€™s still a better actor than Heather Graham.
I am â€“ Heather Grahamâ€™s Lesbian Kiss of the Day
I am â€“ Heather Grahamâ€™s Stretch Mark and Nip of the Day
I am â€“ Heather Grahamâ€™s Bikini of the Day