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2007

18

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got drunk last night and I don’t remember anything exciting happening, but that is probably because I don’t remember my night, but I do remember seeing a bachelorette party or stagette or whatever the fuck you call the parties that girls who are getting married go on as an answer to Bachelor parties. This bride to be was fucking disgusting and her crew were also disgusting. They were all drunk and pretty fucking easy because they were jealous that their ugly friend landed a man by probably sabotaging his condom on a one night stand, but then again, I don’t know who she is marrying and he could be equally ugly as her….but I like to assume that the whole thing was some weird joke on us, like she wasn’t really getting married at all, she just went out like that as a tool to get dudes to talk to them. Unfortunately, it wasn’t working very well for because no dudes wanted to take part in their stupid party games like buying her lollipops or signing her thigh, they would just walk by annoyed, as if they were being attacked by a homeless crackhead for change. I saw one poor drunk guy get sucked into her trap and he didn’t know what the fuck he was doing or what the fuck he got himself into but it looked like they took him back to his hotel room, making me believe that no sex is better than an orgy with ditch pigs…

Here are my links….


Beach Beauty Contest Paying Tribute to Hot Beach Bodies…
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Jenna Jameson Looking’ Like HIV Out and About
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Poor Girl Can’t Afford a Skirt
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Celebrity Catwalk for Charity was the Other Night and Some D-Lister Showed Off Her Ass…
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Suck My News…for the Week…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some 18 year Old Rides the Sybian
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Jennifer Lopez Bikini Pictures
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Jessica Simpson Fall 2007 Collection Ads
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Jordan Likes a Shaved Asshole
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Some Idiot Girl Pretending to Be Lohan Pulling a David Hasselhoff and it’s Not Funny…
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Some Chick Is a Disaster as She interviews Holly Hunt
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Ashley Tisdale at Some Event Lookin’ Pretty Okay
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Lohan’s Tits Go On a Bikeride
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Fucks a Teddybear…
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What the Hell happened to Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Amy Winehouse Shoplifting Pictures
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Hooters Bikini Pageant Pictures
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Jessica Simpson Got a New Nose
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Some Running of the Bulls Carnage.
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Toxic on the Ukelele
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Some Scared Cheater Ends Up Naked Hanging Outside a Window
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Jack Nicholson has Broken Saliva Glands
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Some Weird Women in Film Video
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Some Chick Named Larissa’s Photoshoot
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Rampage Jackson Farts on a Female Reporters Face
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Lilly Allen Leaves a Club is a Huge Plastic Bag….Because She Realizes No One Wants to See Her
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Whud’ya know about Christopher Walken
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Christina Aguilera Shopping With Her Family
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Some Webcam Chick Named Anabelle Doing Her Thing
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To Catch a Predator – Reunion Special
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Jay Z Has Crazy Money
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High Elvis On Stage Video I Fucking Love…
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Some Kids Destroy Some Dudes New Hummer
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Paris Hilton in the Same Dress as a 10 Year Old
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Some NSFW Dwarf Sex
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Some Girl’s Slutty Pics for her Boyfriend….With Penetration…
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Put Your Hands Up For Detroit Has Lots of Sluts Showing Off Their Asses
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Some Girl Does Some Crazy Tongue Tricks Video
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Some Girl is Not Cheap or the Porn Site Money Talks…
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FleshFlicks – Briana Banks Bangs Some Dude
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A List of Stage Names…
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Rhianna’s VMA Promo Shoot Shot by David Lachapelle
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Next Door Nikki is Knocked Up Nikki Because Sluts Always End Up Getting Knocked Up…
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Weightlifter Shits Herself When Trying To Lift Too Much
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Video Footage of the Earthquake in Peru …We’re All Going to Die the Earth is Out to Get Us…
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Do You Know What Your Daughter is Up To
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Chick Can Open A Bottle of Beer With Her Tit
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Burt and Ernie Do The Movie Casino…
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Some Kid Doing an Impressive Backflip
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That chick Luba Naked – Dressed Like a Gypsy and Fucking Hottest Body Ever…
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Some Mandy Moore Singing Some Umberella….
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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