I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2007

27

Aug

I am – Nicole Richie’s Pregnant Tits and Gut of the Day

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Some dude called me a homo and a whiner today because I called him a cocksucker and I realize that I do whine and complain alot and I am okay with that. I emailed some big entertainment company asking them to advertise on my site, they were nice enough to respond to me and send me a rejection directly, usually my emails go unanswered and are just lost forever.

Since I knew the email was hitting his inbox, I took the opportunity to send him an email expressing my opinion. It may not be funny or interesting but I am posting it anyway….

Do you not want to work with me because there is some barely there nudity on my site? It is not a porn site, it is mainstream entertainment site that aims for readers that 21 and older. I figure that if you’re over 21 I sure as hell hope you’ve seen tits before, otherwise you should probably just jump or maybe go gay or something, because let’s face it being a virgin isn’t cool and never will be, no matter what the asexuals at your University are telling you. I think I saw my first set of tits when I was 11…..and I am not talking on my mother, I am talking on a real live girl and it only cost me $5.

Either way, I understand you have to protect your company and your crazy bible fucking audience, it’s just the way of America. It’s more outdated than any other country, but it’s playing things safe and I respect safe, it’s the reason I’ve never tried heroin. I guess the land of the free is really the land of the heavily conservative and scared to push boundaries and you spend your resources discussing whether a congressman is really a republican because in 1990 he was videotaped with supporting pro-choice when a real republican is pro-life….because I can only assume they’ve never knocked up a bitch they didn’t want to get married to because otherwise they’d know that killing a fetus is more exciting than being stuck with a fat whore you had a one night stand with when drunk….because a life of misery is a life not worth living….

If ever you change your mind and want to work with me, I am pretty cheap, at least that’s what my wife always says, but that’s only because I hate her and use her credit card to buy her Christmas gifts. Cuddles.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Speaking of Abortion, Here are some pics of Nicole Richie and her new tits and baby stomach. I am surprised she didn’t have an abortion and I am sure she’s had her fair share of them in the past…Let’s just hope her drug addiction and eating disorder doesn’t turn this kid into some kind of flipper baby….even if it’s the only way anyone can put up with her bullshit….


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