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2007

05

Sep

I am – Jessica Simpson at LAX of the Day

Jessica Simpson

Apparently this is Jessica Simpson arriving from who knows where at LAX yesterday. She looks happy and well rested, so I’m gonna say she just came from vacation, which really makes me laugh because she doesn’t act anymore (and we all know that was hardly acting) and she doesn’t sing anymore (and come on, that was barely singing) so i’m not sure what exactly she was taking a vacation from. She is filthy rich to boot, which pretty much makes her whole god damned life vacation.

I don’t think she is going anywhere by any means though. She’s found her cozy spot among the famous-for-nothing celebrity starlets of today, and she has dug her heels in the sand. And I’m sure they’ll keep inviting her to all the awards shows etc. cause they feel sorry for her, kind of like when your best friend has a retarded sibling and they have to include them in everything you guys do. They may say stupid things and not have a brain inside their head, but in the end it’s not their fault and I guess they deserve to play with the big kids as much as everyone else.

hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez


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