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2007

19

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I just got cat-called. It was a pretty fucking funny situation because it happens to hot chicks all the time. You know dudes drive by and scream “Show me you tits” or “You’re hot” or “I wanna stick my dick so far in you it comes out you nose” or “How Much To Fuck You With a Condom While I am Having a Herpes Outbreak”, you know the standard public sexually harassment when you’re in a car making you invincible to helpless pedestrians… Well I was walking down the street drinking a beer and some motherfucker in his car with his friends slowed down and started screaming “Keep Walking Fatty”, I didn’t realize they were talking to me, sure I am fat and all, but not really fat enough to get abuse on the street, I didn’t really do anything about it, because I wasn’t really expecting shit and by the time I realized what happened they were gone so I just came home and emotionally ate my pain away like the girl I saw in a coffee shop earlier today who was actually really fucking fat and she was sitting at the cash ordering a piece of cake and a pretentious coffee while eating a fucking cookie to tide her over for the 3 minute wait. It was pretty fucking hot and hit a little too close to home…


Someone Made a Poll about Me Being Fatter than Perez. I think you should vote….20 people already have because that’s the kind of pull I have…
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Either way, here are my links:

Some Lunatic Pulling Tops Off and Pantsing Chicks and It Is Amazing…
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Jordan Says Her Sex Life is Like a Horror Movie…I Believe it I’ve Seen Her Kid
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Britney Spears Walking Around Her House in Her Underwear Yesterday and It is Disgusting
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Bam Margera swung by the Maxim offices to do a countdown of his top 5 worst injuries!
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Play the Boob Match Game….
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Heidi Montag Performs Her New Song and Makes Britney Look Like a Fucking Star. This Shit is Embarrassing…
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Some Dude Gets Tasered at Some John Kerry Appearance
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Emmy Rossum’s Panty Upskirt
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Some Chick Pissing and Getting Her Hair Done By Her Friend Picture
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Some Chick With Hot Tits Takes the Snake Test..
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Sex Scene Clip
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Some Girl Blows Shit Up in Her Underwear
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Courtney Love is Dating Pete Doherty. Together They Make Any Bed Smell Like Shit…
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Jennifer Aniston Showing Off Her Legs
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The hand job…Is Not A Lost Cause….
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Katherine Heigl is SMOKIN’…
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A Whole Lot of Hot Rihanna Pictures because She’s Fucking Hot
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Some Dude and His Wife Fall Down The Stairs
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Michelle Bass Gallery Pics
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Hayden Panettiere Has a New Cock…and It’s Not The One She’s Been Hiding in Her Pants All These Years
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Slutz Fashion Dolls Parody Video cuz I Love Sluts
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Nuts Magazine Posts All kInds of Celeb Nipple Pictures and Here They All Are
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Liz Hurley is a Sexy French Maid Video
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Some Fat Chick With Weird Shit on Her Tits – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Rihanna Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics
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Some Dude Drinks Beer Out of His Shoe
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Nicole Richie Eating Hamburgers
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Some Fat Dude Vibrating
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Here’s a Summer at the Beach Compilation
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Some 13 Year Old Model Hired as the Spokesperson for Australia Fashion Week
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Some Pics of a 72 Year Old Bodybuilder
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Some Dude Going Crazy With Some Bouncy Balls
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J.Lo is 12 Months Pregnant…I Mean Weeks… I Mean Even if It Was Months Would You Really Give a Fuck
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Some Pimp My Donkey Video
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Some Busty Chick Flashing Her Tits on Webcam
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Hot Axe Commercial
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2 Hot Asian Club Girls Video
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Some Women Of Playboy Presents Alana Cragin Pics
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Some Idiot Let’s His Friends Brand Him Video
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Jared Leto Lost 14 Lbs By Fucking…
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Mark Ronson’s New Music Video
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Some Demi Moore Sex Scene
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Hilary Swank Joins the Circus…in Shorts…I think She’s the Bearded Man Or Some Shit…
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Music Video Called “Show Us Your Tits” by Blestnation With Tits in It…
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Some Asian Chick Shows Off Her Huge TIts
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Drunken Paris Hilton Climbs a Fence
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Some More Drunken Paris Hilton Pictures
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A Group Of Girlfriend Flashing Together
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Amy Winehouse Will be Dead Very Fucking Soon…There Are Pictures of Her Getting a Surprise Delivery This Past Weekend
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Dania Ramirez’s Cleavage at the Emmy Awards
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Owen Wilson Got Fired By Ben Stiller After Suicide Attempt
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Some Dude Punches His Naked Wife
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Cate Blanchett’s Ass Isn’t Really Her Ass
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Some Slut Named Ashley Madison in a Bikini
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Carmen Electra Shows Off Her Tits
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Rosie Pisses Off Oprah … I love Lesbian Fights…
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And Rosie Writes About Pissing Off Oprah in Her Insane Code She Calls Writing
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Some Hippie Gets Attacked By a Police Dog..Fuckin’ Hippies
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Drunk Friends Acting Crazy and Topless Together
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Keira Knightley Says She’s Fat in Hollywood
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Kanye West is a Bitch and Says Pam Anderson Disrespected His Relationship
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Some Sophie Howard in a Bikini Pics
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Dave Grohl Hates Paris Hilton Too
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Vanessa Hudgens is Now Single…Because Zac Efron’s a Fag
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Some Abigail Clancy in Her Panties
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Thainee is Some Asian Porn Site That Gets An 84
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Vagina Balloon Video Will Change You Fucking Life
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If You’re Lookin’ For Sluts…This is Where You’ve Gotta Go
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Some Chick Sunbathing Nude Video
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Use This Spray to Get Laid – Because We Know Your Looks Can’t Make It Happen
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