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2007

26

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

So I went to church on Christmas Eve, not because I am a religious man or because I felt the need to repent my sins for being an internet asshole all these years, but because it’s a good place to find elderly widows with no family alone and are vulnerable, willing to invite you over for cookies after service, who you can later Anna Nicole Smith, if you know what I mean.

This one 90 year old lady next to me, who I didn’t seduce because she was wheel chair bound was all distracted by the minister and I realized why anyone in their right mind would turn to Jesus and devote their life to preaching his word, because when he walked by her and she grabbed at him and kissed him on the lips like he was Justin Timberlake and she was 15 years old, I understood that being the minister was the ultimate role 80 years ago because not only did you play hard to get, but you were also the gateway to god who everyone came to see perform every week.

I was asked to leave when the minister tried making a relatable story about the Jesus story that had to do with Hollywood and how there’s no bad person in the story like there is in all modern movies. I raised my hand and said that Mary was the bad person because she let some dude who wasn’t her husband knock her up and pretend that it was some immaculate conception bullshit, making for the lamest excuse for being a slut ever, but for some reason turned into this big deal. If this story was a modern day Hollywood story, we’d just send her to Maury and find out that God wasn’t Jesus’ dad, but the local inn keeper was.

Either way, here is a HUGE Forum Post


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Emily Scott is Fucking Hot in this Bikini Photoshoot
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Hot Naked Chicks Getting Body Painted
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Some Chick Named Fabiola Has Stupid Tits To Match Her Stupid Name
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Some Model Decorated for Christmas
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Slutty Drunk Party Girls Showing Off Their Bodies
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Anja Rubik is a Hot Skinny Model
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Britney is Mad at Jamie Lynn for Not Telling Her She’s Knocked Up
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Liz Fuller is a UK Presenter Presenting Her Tit Slip
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Clip From the Carmen Electra Striptease DVD
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Penelope Cruz and Monica Cruz in their Brother Eduardo Cruz’s Shitty Music Video
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Some Bloated Pregnant Aguilera Pictures
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Jamie Lynn Spears’ Baby Daddy Isn’t Her Actual Baby Daddy And She Was Really Knocked Up By a Studio Exec Rumor….
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Some Hot Bikini Party With a Whole Lot of Sluts in Bikinis
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Some Keely Hazeel Black and White Shoot You’ve Probably Already Seen
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Lohan the Nympho Gave Up Drugs and Booze for Sex and Here are Some Self-Shot Pictures
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Some Crazy Plane Crash…on Water
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Monica Bellucci Hot Pics for Paris Match Because She’s a Hot 40 Year Old
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This Girl Can Queef on Command
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Party Chicks and Their Tits
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Here’s a Baby Giving the Evil Eye Video Because Babies are Wholesome and You’re Not
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Jordan Katie Price’s Sister is Following Her Sister’s Lead and Becoming a Big Breasted Slut Model…Here is Her Pic…
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Here’s Some Mass Nudity For You Because That’s My New Fetish
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Alison Angel Lickin’ Her Tit
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Barbara Herrera is a Peruvian Model in Lingerie for Some Peruvian Sears Catalog
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Carla Bruni is Dating the President of France and Here She is Naked
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Girl Gets Mad When She Gets a Finger in Her Ass
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More Party Girls and Their Tits
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Behind the Scenes of a Marzocchi Shoot
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Drunk Girls are Easy and Like Posing
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Audrey Bitoni is a Slut Who Get Naked….
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2007 The Year in Sex Toys
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Hot Tits Pig Nose
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Some Very Old Mischa Barton Dumpy Ass Topless Bikini Pics
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Some Siberian Model Posing Poolside in a Bikini
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Baron Hilton Is Banging a 16 Year Old and Getting in Trouble For It
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Boob Slapping Contest I Don’t Understand But Don’t Mind Watching Because Boob Slapping is Better than No Boob Slapping….
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Some Amanda Bynes in Pantyhose on Tyra Video Lameness…
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Some Dirty South Ass Slapping Video
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Some Subway Stripper Video that’s Doing the Youtube Rounds
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Watch this Chick Piss on Some Dude’s Door then Steal His Christmas Decorations Weirdness
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The Audition for the “Car Wash Scene” of Some Deuce Bigalow Garbage Movie
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Some Sluts Talking Dirty to Each Other
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Some Really Fucking Shitty 50 Cent vs Paul Macartney Mash-Up
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The Smell of Pussy in a Jar for Those of You Who Have Never Smelled a Pussy
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Vagina Weight Lifting Video
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET/IMAGESHACK:

Some Girl With Fake Tits Using a Vibrator
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Some Chick Grabbing Her Cooch and On All Fours
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Some Dirty Amateur Nakedness
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A Girl and her Vagina..
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Some Porn Collection on Imageshack
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Photobucket Chick in Her Bra and Underwear
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FROM THE FORUM:

Neptunes – CLones
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Goodfellas OST
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Black Sabbath thread
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Transformers soundtrack
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Bored Generation
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A bunch of Faith No More music
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The Supersuckers
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Old and Floppy thread
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Ho Ho Ho thread
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Daft Punk’s Electroma OST
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BT – this binary universe
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Fugazi – the argument
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NOFX – Punk In Drublic
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Telepopmusik – Angel Milk
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N.E.R.D. – In Search of…
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he Best Of Miles Davis & John Coltrane (1955-1961)
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Ice Cube – Death Certificate
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Up From the Catacombs – Best of Janes Addiction
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New maps of Hell – Bad religion
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Mary Boquitas in H magazine
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Pussyfart video
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Mucho Bukakke video
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The Crow OST
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Pearl Jam – Lost Dogs
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Telepopmusik – Genetic World
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David Bowie – Platinum Collection
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Violent Femmes Discography
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A bunch of Agent orange – 80’s punk
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Tigerlilly feels herself part2
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BONUS:

Dance on My Dick…
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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Get Pussy Tonight!
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