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2008

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still sick in bed and my wife hasn’t been making me soup or taking care of me, I have been forced to venture out into the cold on my own while she sits on the couch and makes a mess. The cold is painful but I guess not as painful as having to sit on the couch with her. The only help she’s been during this horrible time where I feel closest to death is act like a fucking furnace while I sleep to help break my fever, but then again she does that shit everyday and I feel like the bacteria on she sweats out all over me is the reason I am sick in the first place, or maybe it’s some supervirus I picked up at the hospital 2 weeks ago when she though she was dying….

Either way, a concerned reader sent this in about Jennifer Garner’s Dog and I decided to post it because she needs your help:

Do you know where the picture of Jennifer and her daughter with the dog sniffing her rear was taken or what breed of dog is in the picture? It looks just like my dog (that I found on the side of the road) and was wondering what the breed was? I know this is not your cup of tea (naming dog breeds) but if you could help me out I would appreciate it.
Thanks!

My guess is “bloodhound”…get it…cuz it’s sniffing her period…fuck I am funny…here are my links, there are a lot of them because I am sick and there’s nothing better to do…

Some Britney Spears Losing Her Mind With Some Kind of Accent Video
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As a tribute to your pain, maxim just released its Super Bowl Predictions from the Shitter
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Here are some Supermodel Videos You’ve Probaby Seen Before and Won’t Mind Seeing it Again
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Destiny Daniels is Some Club Slut Party Girl Posing
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These Horses Getting Carried Away at a Wedding Ceremony They Are Working
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Kelly Rowland Performing at a Gay Club in a Leotard
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Keira Knightley Showing Some Panty
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Some Maria Sharapova Photoshoot Video
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Rihanna Does the Got Milk? Ad Campaign for you Perverts
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Miranda Kerr at the Blackberry Event Lookin’ Decent for a Model
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Carmen Electra’s Cleavage Escaping Her Coat
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This is Jessica Alba’s New Malubu Home for Her to Raise Her Baby In
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Some Blondie On Webcam Video
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Rumer Willer Pretends She Has TIts to Distract from that Scary Fucking Face
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These Dudes Spray Paint Their Drunk Uncle
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These are Some Big Tits for a Small Body
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Hot Girl Scrubbing the Floor in Her Underwear
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Muscle Chick Having Lesbian Sex With Herself Video
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Hayden Panettiere Getting Coffee like the Troll that She Is
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Brooke Burke’s Pregnant Tits
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The Voice of Bart Simpson Gave 10,000,000 dollars to Scientology, Which is Way More than Everyone Else, Proving That She’s a fucking Nutcase
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Tila Tequila Fully Naked in this Video
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Some Bikini Car Wash Prank Video
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Katherine Heigl’s Move Was Sponsored By Marlboro
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Jordan’s Husband Misses Her Tits
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How About Some Kelly Rowland Armpit Action
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Entertainment Tonight is Going to Pay 200k for a Video of Heath Ledger Doing Blow
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Stephanie McMahon Upskirt Moment
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Some Mother of Four Gets Naked for Playboy
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A Reader’s Video Entry for some 100 Grand Contest that’s Worth Watching…
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Mini Me Gets More Pussy Than You
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Kid Who is Starring in the Upcoming Batman Has Pictures of Himself Getting Sucked Off By a Hong Kong Pop Start
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Here’s a Banned AIDS Commercial Because of it’s Explicit Orgy Footage
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These Huge Breasted Girls Line Up to See Who Has the Biggest Breasts
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Some Crazy Drunk Uggs Wearing Chicks Beating Each Other Up
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Monkey Attacked Christina Ricci’s Breast and that Monkey Wasn’t You
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Paris and Elisha Cuthbert and Paris Dyke Out in a Club the Other Night
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Some Montreal Chick Comes Out Saying She Banged Elisha Cuthbert when Cuthbert Came Home
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Some Holly Valance Topless Pictures
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Her Name is Claudia Leite and She’s Lookin’ Pretty Fuckin Hot
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Corey Worthington is Some Teenager Who Threw a Party When His Parents were Away and Got Arrested for it. Here He is in Some Fight Video
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Ferret People Scare the Fuck Out Of Me – Here’s a Video of Some Feeding Their Ferret a Hot Pepper
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Watch This Chick Get her Asshole Bleached
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These Nipples Made Me Realize I am Not Completely Desensitized.
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Some Pedophile Drives 5 Hours to Bang a 13 Year Old and Gets Caught By NBC
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Here’s Some David Lynch Ranting about the iPHONE
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This Online Magazines List of the Up And Coming Hot Chicks of 2008
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Skateboarders nearly getting blown to bits
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Some Chick Named Crissy Moran Performing a Lap Dance Better than Most Lap Dances I’ve Had
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Some Lame Punk Chick Getting Naked
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Angelina Jolie is Pregnant with Twins
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FROM THE FORUM:

Pre-Release Rick Ross – Trilla
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The Bravery – Self-titled
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Talib Kweli – Eardrum
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Beck – Golden Feelings
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Alice In Chains- SAP
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A whole lot of My Chemical Romance CDs
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Koufax – Social Life
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VIDEOS:

This Chick Has Something in the Way…Video
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SEX TALK THREADS

Trade off for anal sex
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How hot or how distant does a relative have to be…
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OTHER GOOD STUFF

Find The Best Dirty Sites on the Internet
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If You Buy This, You’ll Probably Get Sex….
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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