This video was just emailed to me and I figured it was worth posting because it’s of Heidi Montag and her big fake tits at some Maxim Superbowl party showing off her big fake tits in the cold. I feel like all girls with fake tits are cut from the same psychologically retarded cloth and that cloth is always a very low cut cleavage revealing one because they love showing off their fake tits like they were born with them. I am the kind of guy who feels like if you pay for something that anyone who is insecure about their tits and has an extra 5,000 dollars and has little fear of surgery or knives can can get, it takes away from the allure of showing the fuckers off like your momma gave them to you naturally. The reason is that $5000 may be more money than I have, but it’s not like buying a house or a new car, that I also hate seeing people show off, but it’s an easily attainable dream that doesn’t impress.
So fake tits impress me as much as the time my wife came home from the Salvation Army with a designer T-Shirt she found for $3. She felt like she won the fucking lottery and wore that shit every fucking day until it didn’t fit anymore because she’s been on the constant weight gain diet that forces her to get new clothes every month, but that will end when they stop making shit in her size….or when she dies of a coronary…whichever comes first but I can guarantee both are coming fast….
Either way, I guess the good news is that bitches with fake tits don’t realize how tacky they are for showing off their fake tits like they are something special but I am a fan of looking at tits and looking at girls who like showing off their tits when I have nothing better to do, which is pretty much all the fucking time, I’m busy like that.
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