I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2008

05

Feb

Rihanna’s Concerts are like Porn of the Day


There’s nothing like a Rihanna concert where the bitch rocks out half naked showing off her legs and her vagina in underwear, giving every 14 year old boy and their father who brought them to the concert a boner, while teaching every 14 year old girl and their mother who brought them to the concert how they are expected to dress and move in order to give every 14 year old boy and their father a boner.

I don’t really know what I am talking about, but it is nice to see a half naked black girl with her real hair. Every time I come across a black girl, which is often because I am well liked in the community, the bitch has a wig or a weave on and that shit is way to Halloween for me. If I wanted to get busy with a clown, everyone knows I’d be at McDonalds and not KFC, everyone knows that so get it together.

Yeah, I just woke up at 1 pm and that was my first bad joke of the day. Get ready for more.

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One Response

  1. jack mack says:

    can i marry rihanna because i really love her

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