I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2008

14

Feb

Kevin Federline on One Tree Hill of the Day

In case you didn’t realize, my images are still not working, so I am forced to post video. I figured that having a site that doesn’t fully work sucks, so I might as well throw up videos that suck. Here is K-Fed on the show One Tree Hill doing some acting while the girl he ruined is in the gutter somewhere . I have never seen the show and don’t expect to ever see the show, even if I owned a TV and it was the only thing on every channel and I was told that if I didn’t watch an hour of TV a day, I would die…because I’d rather be dead than be subject to this kind of teenage girl smut.

Watching K-Fed try to formulate a sentence he probably spent days trying to memorize in his thick redneck hip hop accent is funny, it is about as natural as his intentions to marry and knock up a popstar for a solid retirement plan, but I have a thing for bad acting, it reminds me that what I am watching isn’t real and I wish I could bad act my way through life but people would just look at me weird. I tried it once when ordering coffee and I pretended to forget my lines and the bitch working the cash had no patience for that and served the person in line behind me. This is a cruel world we live in and I’ve learned that first hand….

I just hope his performance in pretending to love Britney was a little more believable, but I guess it wouldn’t really matter if it was, she was probably too busy not showering and making him eat her rank vagina filled with his 3 day old super-potent sperm to notice….I guess we all believe things we convince ourselves to because we think they will make us happy….that’s why hindsight is 20/20.

K-Fed, will you teach me your masterful ways in financial planning and introduce me to some rich starlets who will be my Valentine after I trick them into marrying me and destroying them emotionally after they let me knock them up?

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