I know that I linked these pictures last night, but since no one clicks on my links, I figured I’d throw them up here because they confuse me. Nicky Hilton’s legs look like they are from Ethiopia and haven’t eaten much more than a couple of malaria ridden flies in the last 6 months or like the have full blown Aids from a blood transfusion they got 15 years ago because they are hemophiliacs or maybe even from an unfortunate one night bareback session with some dude they met at a bath house….but the rest of her looks thick and sloppy.

I am all for eating disorders, because I like my women skinny but I prefer them when they have an entire body affect and don’t just target one body part because it makes bitch look like some kind of cartoon and the last time I fucked a cartoon I thought my dick turned into a multicolor mess with googly eyes, but it turned out it was just the liquid acid someone slipped in my drink and I was actually just fucking a shoe I found on the side of the road. It was pretty embarrassing.

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