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Kelly Rowland Admits to Having Implants of the Day

So we all knew those of us who still know who Kelly Rowland is also knew that she got a new set of tits recently and now she admits that she went from A cup to a B cup and that she’s been thinking about it since she was 17.

She also said that she got the bigger tits because she couldn’t fit into designer clothes and figured that designer clothes was all she had going for her, that she might as well do it proper. If she had that same determination in her singing career as she does in dressing up, then maybe she wouldn’t have been Beyonce’s back-up singer scraping up media attention the easiest way she can.

I guess it gives young girls a great role model to look up to, now 14 year old girls everywhere who haven’t developed tits yet can feel inadequate and hate themselves at a young age.Dreams of wearing designer clothes will be shattered because they don’t have tits. and even even when they get boobs, they won’t be happy with them because they’ve hated them for so long they can’t see how good they actually are.

I predict the future holds very few natural tits and I’d blame it on Kelly Rowland, but I guess the truth is that she really isn’t that relevant anymore and breast implants or not, kids don’t give a fuck about her and the only thing these breast implants have changed is her underwear drawer.

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3 Responses

  1. Michelin says:

    Dude, enough of this PC bull. Everyone knows you like girls getting mental complexes and fake tits, because that makes you feel superior to them or something.

    So stop pretending like you really care about teenage jailbaits and their inadequate tits. Let them get all the implants they want, let them wear the sexy designer clothes…..you just enjoy the show.

    Besides if you were a girl with small tits and had the money, you’d be first to get D cup implants. Heh.

  2. u know why she REALLY did it right?

    shes doing playboy to promote her new record.

  3. johnmccain says:

    Wrong. Real designer couture is for lean, thin women with little cleavage.

    She’s doing this for the attention. Obviously.

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