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2008

24

Mar

Miley Cyrus Goes to Church on Easter of the Day

Miley Cyrus goes to church on Easter and these are the pictures. I am not sure if the blonde chick is her mom, but I remember seeing her mom in an interview once and it made me want to see the Billy Ray sex tape…but the truth is that I’ve always wanted to see a Billy Ray sex tape. That Achy Breaky Heart tune really spoke to me and I feel the only way I can appreciate it is if I see him hate fuckin’ a bitch after she tells his Achy Breaky heart and it turns out that Billy Ray was right and it just doesn’t understand and does blow up and kill a man…all over her face….right before she wiped it off and put it in a jar in her fridge in the event her aspiring country singin’ lover ever accidentally hit big and that is the story of how Miley came about…

Either way, I wonder what god is going to think of this good little Disney Christian when he finds out that Miley found a loophole and let’s dudes fuck her up the ass because that way she can still technically keep her virginity until marriage since that’s what the church wants out of her. I am sure he’ll be a lot less disappointed that when she realizes that church is a lot less fun than fucking, doing coke and being a total cunt to the world while spending absurd amounts of money on useless shit while the rest of God’s people are dying of starvation.

Posted in:Church|Easter|Miley Cyrus

9 Responses

  1. hitman912 says:

    i dont see any pictures………..you asshole

  2. whiskeychainsaw says:

    Candice, you are a spamming cunt. go back to Search Engine Optimization school.

    Hey, drunken mexican stepfather jesus guy… you are pretty funny. i actually read your site as much for your formulaic rants as for the pictures of titties. of course, i’m sure that would change if you showed you man titties that need the “bro.” Or your wife’s titties that need the “Bry.” As in they make a man cry. But anyway, good stuff. Keep it coming.

  3. coco 4 love says:

    she is really pretty and sweet. i can’t help loving her. by the way, i saw her information on intimatemingle.com which is a dating site for interracial singles.

  4. romeo romeo says:

    the two girls are so cute… one of my friend on pubspa dotcom recently open a club, she just want to find some girl as servents, the precondition is that u should be cute, so anyone want join us, please dont hesitate…

  5. dont fucking kid youself….bitch is NO virgin…everyone knows she was teaching The Jonas Fags about sex during their joint tour….

  6. Lizzie Lee Cyrus says:

    Heyy yall! tht is Mileys mom with her. yall are SO STUBPID! this is rude! leave my cousin, my aunt, my uncle, and EVERYONE else in my family out of it! okay! this is just showing how IMMATURE yall are! LEAVE US ALL ALONE! and keep the CYRUS familey off your website! b****es!

  7. BRANDI GLENN CYRUS says:

    HEY YALL THIS IS BRANDI GLENN CYRUS AND THAT’S MY MOM AND MY SISTER MILEY AND MY SISTER IS A VIRGIN, ALSO YALL KNOW BULLSHIT ABOUT MY FAMILY SO I SUGGEST U GET THE FCUKING AWAY FROM MY FAMILY AND LEAVE US THE FUCKING ALONE BECAUSE YALL SO GAY PUTTING THESE BULLSHIT THINGS ABOUT MY FAMILY WHICH IM NOT HAPPY ABOUT SO I SUGGEST U BACK OFF AND GET A BIG ASS LIFE AND LIKE GO FUCK UR SELF AND LIKE GET A MAKEOVER OR IDFC JUST GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY FAMILY ! SO BYE GAY FAGS/FOCKERS

    ~BRANDI GLENN CYRUS

  8. Hi miley..i love your song,start all over..what was your age when that video clip recorded?

  9. Great blog.Really looking forward to read more. Cool.

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