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2008

27

Mar

Disney Advertises on Smut Sites of the Day

The most wholesome family corporation fucks up again. First, Walt Disney was caught molesting kids after taking them to his magic kingdom and showing them special cartoons he drew for them on his penis, true story my grandmother told me he did it to her. Then they made Nazi propaganda videos for Hitler to help kill the jews who were stepping on Disney’s Waspy toes in Hollywoo. Then they were accused of subliminal messages in they movies trying to program kids to hate black people and gays and now they advertise next to porn.

I was scoping out some celebrity smut site that pretty much only posts celebrity nudity, sex tapes, nipple slips and upskirts next to some seriously desperate, virginal commentary and I was pretty shocked to see Goofy staring back at me.

I guess the real reason why I am posting this is because I think my site is more softcore than the smut other sites post, I think it is less offensive but I am red flagged as a porn site and can never land a mainstream deal, like alcohol companies, movie companies, video game companies, so I will never make big money off this shit. Meanwhile, assholes doing the same fuckin’ thing as me but with less finesse according to me and who give the illusion of being SFW by putting stars on a dick and nipple and cunt but still post the dirty version a click away, so that you see full dick are getting these Disney Deals.

Sure what it really comes down to is that I am bad at business, and I don’t really know what I am doing. So good for this site for tricking this system and cashing in on it, but I still think someone at Disney should get fired because seeing their image next to smut is something that I know I find offensive. I am pretty sure their Christian, right winged loyal Disney fans, the kind of bitch who lives alone and collects Mickey Mouse merchandise, wouldn’t approve of.

The reality is that this smut angle could be Disney’s new way of re-inventing themselves. You know first they get Jamie Lynn spears teenage pregnant and now they post next to celebrity nudity, next thing you know they’ll be producing sex tapes, which would make sense since it worked for Paris. I guess this is a glimpse into the future of the world…it will be a debauchery HIV filled mess,because you know when Disney sponsors sex tape sites, the end of the future of our kids is near and I am excited….

Here are some screenshots of this highly offensive Disney campaign:

Posted in:Disney|Porn

14 Responses

  1. Marie-Eve Martinez says:

    Holy Shit!

  2. Whatshername says:

    At the risk of coming off like one of those assbeef spammers, check out http://www.disneypornland.com. I don’t know whether to laugh or touch myself. The virgins will love this shit.

  3. Dana says:

    Wow that is unbelievable. Disney will definitely flip when they get wind of this… Nice job!

  4. Kelly says:

    Wow! Is all I can say…

  5. AssJack says:

    Disney is not “RIGHT WINGED” or else they would not give same sex benefits to employs or have a GAY DAY which to some people is highly offensive as well.

  6. MOE says:

    that’s some quality investigative reporting!

  7. MOE says:

    and i never realized this before (mainly because i rarely go there) but egotastic is pretty much a porn site!

    very nice.

  8. DARXYDE 666 says:

    lends new meaning to what snow white was doing with the seven dwarfs.
    good job

  9. DARXYDE 666 says:

    also new meaning to that dwarf digging tune Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho….hahaha

  10. stupid*people*should*die says:

    pedos & porn addicts are humans too they need a vacation just as much as the rest of us!

  11. Das says:

    Your just mad cause they don’t have banners on this site Jesus, ya douche… ;-)

  12. Jaclyn says:

    This is ridiculous….
    and THANKS whatshername, now I have to click on that link…damn it….

  13. M. says:

    Whoever wrote this is a complete and utter idiot. Disney is not “WASPY” they are totally Jewish, remember Michael Eisner? And far from programming kids to hate blacks or gays, they promote homosexuality with noodges like Zac Efron, teen sex and race-mixing.

    Just look at any image of Belle dancing with the Beast, what do you think that’s all about? It’s straight-up Satanic. They are the exact opposite of what you describe.

  14. Sienna says:

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