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2008

27

Mar

Paris Hilton Offends Turkey of the Day

You would think that Paris Hilton would offend a country just by entering it, but it turns out that she has the capacity to go even further by taking their traditions and giving them herpes by posing in her stupid way that someone mistakenly told her was cute and she hasn’t stopped doing since. It’s a lot like that time I went to some native american rights protest and danced around slappin my mouth like I didn’t pay taxes.

I guess the biggest shock was that she was asked to be a guest judge for their country’s beauty pageant which doesn’t really say much for Turkish women, but knowing me, I’d probably still ask them to let me watch them bath, you just can’t stop a pervert.

Posted in:Offensive|Paris Hilton|Turkey

13 Responses

  1. i still say paris is hot with her left eye covered….no way id touch it, but still kinda hot

  2. Vibius Maxiumgiganticus says:

    Should Paris Hilton and Offensive be the same tag?

  3. Jaclyn says:

    Phillip…agreed. :D
    She is cute and growing more mature, apparantly, she just needs to read a book every once in a while!

    PS: Jesus, if you vote for me to be on her show, I will be forever grateful.
    http://www.parisbff.com/people/jaclyn06
    You KNOW you want to see me on her show! :]

  4. Greggo says:

    Now I have read and heard everything Paris Hilton, a book and read in the same sentence ! I think I will chug a beer on this truly and utterly stupid concept! Paris is a rich whore and that is all there is to her life! Greggo

  5. Jerry says:

    Turkey season opens April 12.

  6. john says:

    yeah she can be hot sometimes but you know what im drawn to in these pictures : her huge Fucking feet Damn

  7. leo says:

    why is that country called Turkey?

    don’t we have turkey at Thanksgiving?

    I always found that strange.

  8. shandi says:

    Her feet are huge, and with the yellow shoes it looks like she has duck feet. The fact that she already looks like a bird helps, too.

  9. Ednonymous says:

    What shandi said… only more so.

  10. Alix says:

    Now I have to apologize/justify my existence to friends in Turkey; just like I did all over Europe when George Bush won and won again, the presidency. SHIT!

  11. phil says:

    …hilton…american…dumbfucks…say no more….

  12. MJ says:

    Those wannabee beauty poses are gettin’ so old. It’s really funny she still takes herself so seriously. Ugly wonky eyed duckling

  13. RickStar says:

    Paris Hilton Blow up doll Full of Semen ..lol..

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