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Paris Hilton Offends Turkey of the Day

You would think that Paris Hilton would offend a country just by entering it, but it turns out that she has the capacity to go even further by taking their traditions and giving them herpes by posing in her stupid way that someone mistakenly told her was cute and she hasn’t stopped doing since. It’s a lot like that time I went to some native american rights protest and danced around slappin my mouth like I didn’t pay taxes.

I guess the biggest shock was that she was asked to be a guest judge for their country’s beauty pageant which doesn’t really say much for Turkish women, but knowing me, I’d probably still ask them to let me watch them bath, you just can’t stop a pervert.

Posted in:Offensive|Paris Hilton|Turkey

  • http://www.myspace.com/phillipmccracken Phillip McCracken

    i still say paris is hot with her left eye covered….no way id touch it, but still kinda hot

  • Vibius Maxiumgiganticus

    Should Paris Hilton and Offensive be the same tag?

  • http://www.myspace.com/ephemeral_dreams Jaclyn

    Phillip…agreed. 😀
    She is cute and growing more mature, apparantly, she just needs to read a book every once in a while!

    PS: Jesus, if you vote for me to be on her show, I will be forever grateful.
    You KNOW you want to see me on her show! :]

  • Greggo

    Now I have read and heard everything Paris Hilton, a book and read in the same sentence ! I think I will chug a beer on this truly and utterly stupid concept! Paris is a rich whore and that is all there is to her life! Greggo

  • Jerry

    Turkey season opens April 12.

  • john

    yeah she can be hot sometimes but you know what im drawn to in these pictures : her huge Fucking feet Damn

  • leo

    why is that country called Turkey?

    don’t we have turkey at Thanksgiving?

    I always found that strange.

  • shandi

    Her feet are huge, and with the yellow shoes it looks like she has duck feet. The fact that she already looks like a bird helps, too.

  • Ednonymous

    What shandi said… only more so.

  • Alix

    Now I have to apologize/justify my existence to friends in Turkey; just like I did all over Europe when George Bush won and won again, the presidency. SHIT!

  • phil

    …hilton…american…dumbfucks…say no more….

  • MJ

    Those wannabee beauty poses are gettin’ so old. It’s really funny she still takes herself so seriously. Ugly wonky eyed duckling

  • http://OneHotNight.com RickStar

    Paris Hilton Blow up doll Full of Semen ..lol..