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2008

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So it turns out that the paparazzi do not like the little guy and are trying to stomp me out. I have been getting attacked by these fuckers for the last 2 years but a lot more often in the last 2 months. The future of celebrity blogs is pretty much over for anyone who makes less than 10,000 dollars a month (me) because these agencies charge you 5,000 for access to their pictures a month, or they charge you for each picture used which can be upwards of 20,000 dollars for one post. Totally insane it seems, but all my pictures are emailed to me, so I only assume they belong to the person who emails me but it turns out that these paparazzi agencies like to think they belong to them. I always remove the pictures when I get a warning because I honestly just assume they are free for me to do my commentary to since they are found objects and since I don’t want to mess with evil people, it’s easier to just trust their evil word.

Today I got a fuckin’ invoice from one of the agencies for 55,000 dollars:

To Whom it May Concern

We are writing you because it seems we are having a continuous
problem with your use of our pictures on your site, illegally. We have attached an invoice with total amount due up to this point for the pictures you have used. You must pay this amount within the next 30 day or we will take further legal actions.
You may contact Nicolas at 323-833-7042 if you have any further questions.

Thanks
Jamie
Flynet Pictures LLC

This was my response:

To whom it may concern,

I never contracted images from your company and have no working business relationship with Flynet LLC. I have no idea what images you are referencing and invoicing me for, however I can assure you that these images were never purchased from your company. This invoice is not valid and has wrongfully issued to drunkenstepfather.com.

However, I am glad you reached out because I have linked FlynetOnline.com and sent 6,000 clicks at a rate of 100 dollars per click, amounting to 60,000 dollars.

Attached you will find the invoice,

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

This isn’t the end of the site, no one can bring me down, but they are fucking trying. I can’t afford to fight this shit so I may have to change the format of the site so if anyone has exclusive pics of celebs, or goes out in LA and snaps pics and gives them to me, I will give you presents and by presents I mean nude pics of my wife, which aren’t exactly a treat but they are the best I can do.

Here are my links:

Jennifer Aniston Poses With Ass Cracks…Everyone Click This Fuckin’ Link….
GO

Vanity Fair’s Senior Citizen Exclusive!!
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And Now, The Best 30 Seconds of Your Day
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Undo Your Mom’s Bra With One Hand
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Paris Hilton Busts Up Her Already Busted Face
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Nip Slips With the Stars
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Use This to Find Sex,Cause You Need all The Help You Can Get
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Hello Elsa Benitez and your Nakedness
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What the Fuck Did Lara Flynn Boyle Do to Her Face?
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Something You Can Never Have because You Don’t Leave Your House
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Start Your Week Off Right with a Sex Show
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Fat Man Eats 5 Double Cheeseburgers
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Obama Girl Versus Hilary Girl Cry for Fame
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Top 10 Big Breasted Weather Girls
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A Reader Wants to Know if This is Sarah Silverman
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If IT’s High Res Enough, I Guess She’s Not REALLY Naked, But Whatever
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Well, It’s Official, I Am Moving to Isreal
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Whoever Told You Sex Was More Fun Alone Was Wrong
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Why Can’t Every Cancer Survivor Look Like Kylie Minogue?
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Rock of Love 2: Gangbangin’ Daisy
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I Am Pretty Sure Madonna Could Kick The Shit Out of Both You and Me
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Whoa! Time For Some More Surgey Janice Dickenson’s Ass
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Turn Your PC Into a Media Host for Your PS3
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Brenda Walsh is Still Alive?
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Porn Galore Cheaper than a Whore
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More Face Plants Off the Pole
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Remote Control Sex!
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Make a Ketchup Bottle Explode!
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A Little Bit of Christy Hemme
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Some Vibrator Pleasure, For Her and Your Pleasure
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Jessica Alba is Massive
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Jessica Simpson is in the Hospital
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Next Time I Wear a Suit (Prolly at my Funeral) I Am Going To Wear This Tie
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Luscious Perscilla is a Hustler
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Heather Mills is a Really Respectable Women
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Lindsey Lohan to Kill Sharon Tate All Over Again
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Some Music Video From Some Country I’ve Never Been To That I Think Is Funny
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If THis Was Me, I Would Have Slugged the Bitch
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SNL Hates AShley Simpson and I Hate SNL
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Nekkid Bowling!!
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Candice Michelle Gives a Nude Lap Dance
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She’s Got Amy Winehouse Eyes
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Reader James Leary Does Standup
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Krystal Forscutt is Monday’s Pick Me Up
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl’s Homemade Nudes
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Some Sluts Tits
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FROM THE FORUM:

The Kooks – Konk
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Kaki King – Until We Felt red
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Papa Roach – Infest
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The Raconteurs – LIVE in Chicago
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Moby – Hotel
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Metric – Grow Up and Blow Away
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Yelle – Pop-Up
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Neil Young – Greatest Hits
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The Cure – Mixed Up
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King Crimson – 1972
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The 5th Element OST
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Dance With Me OST
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Westward 2 Heroes of the Frontier
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Paragon Partition Manager 9.0 Pro
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Slightly Used Rubber Fist for Sale
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Nikie Feels Herself
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Young With Big Tits
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Ass for dayyyyys
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Elbow – Asleep in the Back
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The Runaways
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Kenny G – Paradise
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The Kills – Midnight Boom
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Evanescence – Anywhere but Home
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Marvin Gaye’s Greatest Hits
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Steve Aoiki – Pillowface
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Paul McCartney – Back in the World
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Fatboy Slim – Halfway Between The Gutter And The Stars
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Dont spend your raise
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Teach Yourself HTML in 10 minutes
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Your Old and Have a Small Penis
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Falcon Punch!!
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Meagan Foxx = Foxxy
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Goh Feels Herself
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Liana Shevchenko is HOTT!
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Random Amatuers
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More Young and Top Heavy
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Teachers having Sex With Students
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7 Responses

  1. dude, i like how they send u an invoice and DONT even give u a reference to what pictures you are using…that IS funny….

    so professional…but then again, we ARE speaking of the idiotic paparazzi here.

    and im confused, ok, i thought once pictures got put out into the public domain, they were free to use anywhere.

    case in point dude….

    That bitch that was fucking Eliot Spitzer…she got laughed at when her lawyer threatened to sue the NY Post for using the pictures on her myspace….

    whats funny is, SHE was trying to sue, NOT the person who took the pictures, cause then technically isnt the person who TOOK the pictures the one who shouldve contacted the lawyers?

    NOT Ashley Dupre?

    so shouldnt say, oh, Lindsay Lohan be the one trying to sue like Ashley Dupre did with the NY Post?

    if i was you dude, id ask someone you were friends with that might know something about the law, since, well, i think once non photoshoot pictures are posted in the public domain, they cant be demanding that you pay them…..

    and this is the best they can do to try and keep you in check? pretty fucking sad and pathetic of them if you ask me….ESPECIALLY since you are basically doing the SAME THING as them, u know, except the fact you arent being intrusive to a celebrities like like those fucking scumbags are and shoving a camera in their face and stalking them while they are trying to do everyday things….

    you are better than them and these, ahem, “Companies” cant deal with the fact that people care more about what you have to SAY than about the pictures of the actual celebrites they are TAKING….

    Paparazzi are the lowest form of scum alive right now….worse than child molesters and Michael Vick’s.

  2. spanky says:

    you are fucking hilarious. FUCK FLYNET

  3. gilp says:

    Fuck em Jesus . Thay all deserve to burn in hell !!!

  4. the crutch says:

    i clicked the first link like you asked, and its a dead link.

    about the pictures, i think technically whoever shot the photos has some sort of copyright protection, and if the person is employed by a paparazzi agency ,then they own it, or they could be freelance people who sell the rights to a paparazzi agency for a set fee, and/or sell the whole rights to an agency and then the agency can be in charge of them.
    now where the line gets blurry is, i’ve always thought you could use pics as long as you were using them as satire or making creative commentary about the said picture.
    so maybe if you start writing critical commentary about the pictures, like comment about how the paparazzi got a bad shot and you would of done it this way or that way, comment on the lighting, the angle, anything. or you could start making little bubbles on the pics and write in some cheesy line that the person is supposedly saying.
    get with your old jewish lawyer dude and ask him.
    theres no way in hell the other 1000′s of sites that do what you do are paying those agencies 20-50 grand for pics.
    you could also just start using a proxy server and upload the pics to any of the image sharing sites and embed the pics into your webpage that way, so then if the agencies try and subpoena the image sharing website to get the images taken down and find the ip address of who uploaded them, they can’t find you. just make sure you have a laptop that you payed cash for and didn’t give your name and address or anything to whoever or wherever you bought.buy it from. then just always use a proxy server and use free internet connections , they shouldn’t be able to trace you. the downside to this would be having to constantly look through your website and see if any images have been deleted by the file sharing site, then you would have to keep track of each post and what image was there and re-upload it to another image sharing site and repost it., but since i doubt many people dig through the archives, if an agency has it deleted, oh well, most of your readers will already of seen it the first time.

  5. Atheism Keeps Me Young says:

    Fuck no! Keep the site alive!

  6. Jar says:

    Id check into the “fair use act” of the copyright law. im not sure of its applicability to photographs but i know it covers alot of shit like this. ill give it a look thru. peace & respect

  7. Sam-Adams says:

    The dude in the clown paint looks more like Kimmel, then Silverman looks like a hottie. So who cares anyway

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