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2008

15

Apr

Miley Cyrus Lesbian Fantasy of the Day

I’ve seen other sites run a Lesbian Fantasy post where they throw up a picture of two hot chicks hanging out together at random events in some kind of photo op and I decided to jump on the bandwagon.

Here are some pictures of Miley Cyrus grabbing onto some chick who has luxurious fuckin’ hair. It is so glorious and coifed that I just can’t seem to take my eyes off her highlights. Sure she’s got a little facial hair going on but beggars can’t be fuckin’ choosers in this situation and with a scooping unbuttoned shirt, I can look past that shit. I love the gutterslut prison tattoos left on her hand as a memory of her shower scene lesbian gangbang with prison guards and the other rough lookin’ women, because I know that means she knows how to have a good time. I just wonder where Miley would meet this kind of woman, you’d think her parent’s and God wouldn’t approve,

I am surprised that they are out in public together, touching each other the way they are. You know if that was an older man with a 15 year old girl, the police would be up on that motherfucker in about a minute. I guess there’s a double standard when it’s an older woman with a younger girl, but the real issue is what goes on in the bedroom. I know that Miley is a girl of God and doesn’t let men up in her like she was Jamie Lynn Spears, but I was convinced she just took it in the ass instead. God doesn’t get mad if you technically stay a virgin, but I guess she’s taking that virginity shit serious and instead just masturbates with older women. I guess it’s a lot more wholesome and pure.

Yeah, I can admit that this post totally bombed. I slept 3 hours, I am sick and making excuses for this disaster of a post.

Posted in:Billy Ray Cyrus|Lesbian Fantasy|Miley Cyrus

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