The View is porn to me, but that’s just because I can’t help but wonder whether Whoopi Goldberg’s big dick smells Elizabeth’s Republican Good Suburban girl pussy, or if Elizabeth’s Republican Good Suburban girl pussy smells like Whoopi Goldberg’s balls. It’s these mysteries of life that leave me fat on the couch confused about whether to put a shirt on to eat my can of spaghetti or not.
Today The View got a little more pornographic when Jenna Jameson showed up and ran her mouth off about how her new piece of shit movie about Zombie Strippers has anti-Bush political undertones, about how she stopped eating because she was stressed and got skin cancer from her tanning bed, a divorce, sold her company and other retarded bullshit that lead her to anorexia like a crystal meth addiction but lucky for us she’s on the road to recovery and will take over the mainstream….like she was Pamela Anderson or some shit…so watch out….
I don’t want to ruin it for you but the big highlight of the interview was when she opened up about being raised without a mother and by a dad who wasn’t ever around leading her to a life of porn, something we could have never guessed considering it’s the same fucking story of every fucking slut in the world. She’s just smart enough to market herself properly and make money while trying to fill the void from her daddy issue, while other sluts just end up with STDs and abusive relationships….So if sluts with daddy issues are reading this, you should take Jameson’s lead…..
Here are some Pics of Jenna at the Zombie Stripper Premiere Lookin’ Like She’s in Character and Ready to Take Over the Mainstream, Just As Soon as She Comes Back from the Dead and Looks Less Like a Bitch Who’s been Taken Loads on her Face for Decades and More Like a 15 Year Old Virgin…..
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Oh waahh! Its her dad’s fault she sucked dick on camera for a living whatever! If she just said hey View bitches I’m a ho, I always knew I was going to be a ho, and I really like to fuck and make money, and I gave an entire generation of men something to jerk it to I would actually respect her more. Either way her old movies still kick ass.
I’ve got news for you, Hard On–Jenna did say she’s a ho, and did like to
fuck and make money. She said that about her Dad in response to the
question of whether she was a role model. You really should listen to the
whole interview…
She said she has no role models of former porn stars that made it mainstream because they all denounced porn. So to hell with Traci Lords, Marilyn Chambers, Ginger Lynn Allen, Ron Jeremy, and so many others, right??
Any real “star†would acknowledge the people in their industry that came before them. But Jenna didn’t. Jenna is not and has never been and will never be mainstream. And the people before her, mainly Traci Lords, kicked down the doors and paved the way in Hollywood for dumb whores like Jenna. People are still talking about Traci 22 years after her scandal broke. Jenna won’t be talked about or working in Hollywood in 22 years and will only be a memory.
she is nothing but a real nympho that has no scruples notsoever ! this bitch is a real nasty whore and whill never be accepted by mainstream !!! tracy lord made the path for her stupid arrogant bitch !!!! she is just so fucking so incredible disgusting and think like a drad queen , it is why she made it !!! she has no sensitivity not soever and i don’t find her appealing at all . really vulgar and think she is pamela in you’r dream nasty bitch !
sorry but very disapointed she is going mainstream and is playing the card i was fucked up while growing up , once a puta always a puta !!! how gutsy of her to go on the view with great woman who has jobs and raised family ! she has no conscious this biatch !
i never liked her but lately i feel sorry for herto attempt to go the other side . She is a smart woman and is pretty and it is too bad that she went too far and probably regret now that she is going to be middle age all her past . I mean this ass hole of Howard Stern used her for his own career but would he marry her ??? hell no ! would any normal guy marry her ? you know guys the answer , just good to for lonely nights without the softness of you’r cutie or maybe good enough for poor jerk off compulsif 24/24 sex addict loosers ! either way , she is wil never be able to market herself regular girl . sorry Jenna!
As antonio said: once a puta always a puta!