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2008

28

Apr

Miley Cyrus Topless in Vanity Fair Scandal of the Day

So Annie Leibovitz is a pedophile and takes sexually suggestive pictures of 15 year old girls for the sake of art, the same excuse every other pedophile uses, but the good news is that Annie Leibovitz is one of those pedophile’s society accepts and awards because their creative vision has nothing to do with their sexual disorders and dysfunctions, like Roman Polansky who is an Academy Award winning pedophile.

At least that what the Spin Doctors (not the band), over at Disney are saying by making the world think MIley was manipulated into getting topless. I guess they don’t want to look like the pedophiles that they are, you know luring little kids to sit on the laps of cartoon like mascots in a amusement park designed to be a magical place for kids while producing brain washing movies and TV shows that have sexual subliminal messages that little kids get addicted to while pretty much owning the girls who star in said shows by paying them insane amounts of money to keep their mouths shut about the seedy shit that goes on behind the scenes. You know the whole use the tool to reach the youth and money make while telling them that a whole lot of girls would kill to be in their position so if they know what’s good for them stick this in your mouth and be sure to stick your finger in my ass while doing that, sweetie, but don’t tell anyone cuz I’ll ruin you, bullshit. Money, Fame, Disney and Vanity Fair are all equally fucked up, but what it all comes down to is Miley Cyrus is a total fuckin’ slut, 15 or not and she probably demanded to be shot topless, and now they are just passing the blame cuz Disney is a wholesome money making machine that made something like a billion dollars off this show and getting any bad press or losing any loyal fans over this will make reaching next year’s billion dollar objective harder and this topless shit doesn’t represent wholesome or some Christian Conservative bullshit that is all part of what makes the USA a total fucking lie. You know the whole we’re so good and wholesome on the surface, meanwhile so corrupt behind the scenes as we’re pumping blow and dicks into our 15 year old actors. We’re the fuckin’ Magical Kingdom fun for the whole family.

I guess I am just pissed because every time I lure 15 year olds into my photo studio I have to make them promise no to tell anyone about the topless pictures that I have to keep locked away in a safe. I am just kidding, I don’t have topless pictures of my 15 year old stepdaughter or any 15 year old, despite popular belief based on the name of the site by people who judge books by their covers, I am not into young girls, I prefer sex addicted 30 year old sluts to experimenting teens. The only thing I say that could be confused for liking young girls is that I wish I was 15 this generation, just because when I was 15 I was getting shit pussy cuz all the hot pussy was too prude to lick my asshole at teenage parties, and the only reason I know this shit is cuz of an Oprah episode, so she’s the real smut peddler.

The truth is that I just watched that Ellen Page movie called Hard Candy where she plays a 14 year old boy and cuts off some internet predator photographer pedophile’s dick last night after finding his kiddie porn stashed away in a safe. I would have thought she’d just be happy someone was giving her some attention, but no she has to go out and cut dicks, I heard she wrote that part in for herself because she’s a penis hating lesbian.

The funniest thing about the whole thing is that she’s not even topless, she’s just fuckin’ ugly. They are making a big deal out of nothing by focusing their energy on the wrong fucking issue and should be spending their time trying to get her some cosmetic dental surgery.

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