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2008

29

Apr

Jeremy Piven’s Got a Hot Slut of the Day

Jeremy Piven proves to the world that despite being overweight, bald and old, you can still get prime pussy, so long as you star on a TV show and treat everyone around you like shit because you think you are more famous than you are. This fake titty whore is definitely on some climbing the ladder shit, where Piven is the first wrung and the good news about that is that it doesn’t really matter what wrung you are as long as you are a wrung because when this bitch moves on to more important dick to further her career, there will be 100 new girls who are just as hot willing to jump through the hoops and by hoops I mean on your dick, because that’s just the way things are when you’re semi-famous and overpaid for offering the world nothing more than playing a useless role on a cable show, because these kinds of girls just over-achieving sluts but sluts nonetheless. So look at these pics and accept the fact that you made a shitty career move by taking that job at the factory when you should have swallowed your sexuality and taken your shot at acting because despite all the hot pussy and money, it’s still a career for homos.

Posted in:Bikini|Jeremy Piven|Slut

22 Responses

  1. Michael says:

    Actually a lot of us think Piven is the hottest thing around.
    I love how Emmy and GG winners are useless and “cable” is somehow
    less than network. LOL.

    And by the way you raging homophobe, MY homo career pays far more
    than your douchebag blogging career (sans education, natch) than yours
    ever will. But I’m sure you aren’t interested in paper, just integrity.
    Bwaaahahaha.

  2. Embo says:

    Hey Michael, do me a favor and call 1-800-331-3774 to show your support for the As the world turns gay storyline.
    (it’s easy, you just have to press a few buttons when prompted, you dont have to talk to anyone).

    I 100% support the LGBT community, but I also fucking LOVE this crazy, ranting guys site. Homo’s and Drunken Stepfather’s for life!

  3. Sorry For Partying says:

    You know he ain’t hitting it right.

  4. WittyAdlibs says:

    @Sorry For Partying Says thats some real shit brotha.

  5. hermione_q says:

    Rung, not wrung.

    p.s. She has a gross body

  6. noireallysawdat says:

    I ran into Mr. Piven at a costume party several years ago.
    First let me say, even then he was totally rude, though he did let me cut to the front of the bathroom line. Second, he came dressed as Napolean for the party so he must have some sense of humor about himself. Third, my friend said his dick is like a thumb.
    Enigma? Douche bag? You decide.

  7. kelso4 says:

    actually people.
    that was not a gal…
    t’was a TRANNY!

  8. John D says:

    A hater AND a homophobe!
    I hope you understand how pathetic these statements make you look.

  9. uncle joe mccarthy says:

    i dont care….piven gives hope for all the overweight, balding jews of the world

    with just a little bit of money, you still can get young ass

    so hug it out bitches

  10. fags always think everyones to fat..but they look like auchwitz survivors says:

    he’s not fat….bald maybe but not overweight

  11. HE'S UGLY AND I HATE HIS LAST NAME says:

    I HATE HIS LAST NAME, IT IS ANNOYING, JUST HEARING SOMEONE SAY IT OR READING THE WORD MAKES ME WANNA SLAP SOMEBODY. HE IS UGLY, OLD AND BALD, AND WHO WATCHES HIS STUPID ASS TV SHOW? EW

  12. wtf says:

    i still can’t see how jeremy piven is overweight

  13. sexual says:

    whatever yall JP is totally the hottest guy under 5’9″. Seriously he’s cute and his asshole demeanour make him totally attractive. Don’t tell me yall havent fucked at least one frat asshole in your life, even just for the experience.

    JP=Sexy Beast

    +Jew Lover

  14. sexual says:

    whatever yall JP is totally the hottest guy under 5’9″. Seriously he’s cute and his asshole demeanour make him totally attractive. Don’t tell me yall havent fucked at least one frat asshole in your life, even just for the experience.

    JP=Sexy Beast

    I’m getting hard just looking at him ;)
    +Jew Lover

  15. jvon says:

    I don’t know how you missed the most amazing aspect of this story.

    The guy’s name is Jeremy.

    Seriously.

  16. martindog says:

    rung. Not wrung.

  17. MsWinoPowdersHerNose says:

    Ladies — these pictures should be convincing evidence for why NOT to get breast implants. Looks like she has two grapefruits shoved into her bikini top. I’m sure they feel the same as grapefruits, too.

  18. mr-plow says:

    i will hug it out with his bitch naked and blow a load in his eye

  19. john says:

    to all the people out there who are talking down jeremy pivens name deserve to be ass fucked with a horses cock….piven is one of the funniest actors around and his work is pure fucking genius, so stop talking him down just cause he gets to fuck a girl half his age while all of you go home to fat fucking husbands and wives

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