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2008

14

May

Emmanuelle Chriqui is a Slut in GQ of the Day

Since I recently started hating Montreal Moroccan Jew’s because they tried to rip me off and banned me from their hair salon, I have trouble posting this shit because I know this whore probably knows that Moroccan Jew I dealt with the other day since he’s about the same age and her and all these motherfuckers stick together in their sleazy, conning African Dessert peddler ways. It’s like they all go to the same schools, they all go to the same temple and they all know each other’s business like all minority groups, but then I realized that she moved from this shitty city when she was 2 and that’s probably part of the reason she’s famous now and not ripping off young girls for dyeing her hair like the fucking poofter I had an altercation with last week.

The truth is that she doesn’t look like a typical troll of a droopy faced Jewish girl and has got it goin’ on, so I guess that over-rides our cultural differences. Here she is in GQ.

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