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2008

15

May

Michelle Trachtenberg Shouldn’t Hang With Skinny Girls of the Day

Michelle Trachtenberg went to some Nylon event because she’s got nothing better to do with her time that hang out with a bunch of self-proclaimed fashionistas at their magazine party, but she made the mistake of showing up with Billionaire Lydia Hearst because next to skinny Lydia Hearst, Michelle Trachtenberg looks like some kind of monster. Her enitre body, from face to thick angles looks like she lost a mud wrestling match with elephantism, but I’m not doctor, I could be wrong.

I kinda have a soft spot in my heart for Lydia Hearst. We became facebook friends and she was always nice enough to answer me up until recently. I tried to convince her to buy my site off me because I can’t afford to pay the servers or to license pictures and thought she had lots of excess money from her greatgrandfather’s media empire, but she didn’t bite, so if the site gets shut down, you know who is resposible for it.

BONUS: Lydia Hearst at Some Other Event Showin’ Some Tit

Posted in:Fat|Lydia Hearst|Michelle Trachtenberg|Skinny

9 Responses

  1. Nathiest says:

    dumbass thats her lesbian lover! duh!

  2. Doc says:

    Lydia is so skinny she makes Knightly look healthy.

  3. Edweirdo says:

    Those are some ugly green shoes.

  4. george says:

    finally,michelle,a beautiful young woman that actually looks like a young woman and not like a 12 year old girl.

  5. fra says:

    u’re talking shit!!! michelle is very beautiful and finally not a fucking anorexic!!!!!!!!

  6. The Key says:

    Michelle FatGutBurgerEater :}

    No ones talking shit she’s FAT

  7. The Kilted Yaksman says:

    Wow, some of you people must be pederasts. The way you talk it is obvious that you prefer 12 year old boys to actual women. Time to join the Catholic clergy!

  8. d.d. says:

    michelle is offcourse, obviously the one who is much much hotttttttttttttttttttter
    yummy

  9. ALI AWAN says:

    NICE SHOTS.
    VERY PRETTY MODEL
    LOVELY HAIR
    PRETTY EYES
    CUTE NOSE AND SEXY LIPS
    HOT BREASTS
    TOP TO BOTTOM HOT AND SEXY
    GOOD LUCK IN FUTURE
    OXOXOXOXOX

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