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2008

23

May

Juliette Lewis is in Her Bikini of the Day

I was talking to some dude about Juliette Lewis last night because she is his favorite celebrity. He finds her the most interesting, crazy and hottest chick out there. I argued that she’s just some art fag hipster but at least she’s not fat, then I realized that I was talking about celebrities in my spare time and realized that this shitty website has followed me into my everyday life and that annoys me.

I ended up at some club filled with 18 year old girls and found myself waiting in line, where some dude grabbed me and said “hey, it’s Jesus from the internet”, I instinctively punched him in the stomach because I didn’t know what his intentions were, but I do know that getting recognized by 19 year old dudes in clubs was not the purpose of starting this shit up, the purpose was to get hot chicks to email me compromising positions and I guess that makes me a failure.

Speaking of failure, here’s Juliette Lewis in a bikini for the dude I met who thinks she looks a lot to hang out with because she’s totally insane.

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12 Responses

  1. Vibius Maxiumgiganticus says:

    Be careful… You already have the paps lawyers after you do you really want the International Association of Scientology after you?

  2. HornyLohanWanker says:

    Add me to the list who would kill a school full of nuns to sniff her panties.

    Mad hot.

  3. Molcoh says:

    how did the guy know what you look like?

  4. Jerry says:

    Dam she got the body of a 12 yr. old boy

  5. TREE says:

    OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site “W e a l t h y lo v I n g . c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

  6. Sara says:

    i met her in a downtown clearwater fl starbucks. shes really nice and only mildly crazy. we talked about politics.

  7. Jeremy says:

    Gnarly. I mean, she’s not … retarded, is she??

  8. mr-plow says:

    I have wanted to plow her since she was a little girl in dusk til dawn and cape fear

  9. flat chested cult member says:

    She is a member of the itty bitty titty commitee.

  10. fuckstik says:

    Cunting little gash needs to go die

  11. Jake says:

    I know she has an ugly face and a less than stellar figure, but I’d still do her. She seems like she would be up for “anything”. Those are the best girls to hook up with.

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