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2008

02

Jun

Linda Hogan is Fucking a 19 Year Old of the Day

Linda Hogan found a replacement for her son who is currently in jail. The only thing that is better about her new 19 year old man in her life is that she can legally have sex with him and doesn’t have to keep it behind closed doors because almost everyone outside of backwoods Tampa Florida consider fucking your family wrong, so you’re better off finding a dude the same age as your son and looks like your son with long hair because people don’t frown on you.

This is probably a way better deal for Linda Hogan than it is for homeboy, but then again maybe her disgusting old lady body and sexual experience and drive fueled by knowing her husband has a younger model of her, will actually allow him to come to terms with his homosexuality because there is no way this dude likes pussy and is probably a hired actor in some publicity stunt.

But if it’s not, that the Hogans are rich trash trash and that being rich trash makes for a good fuckin’ time, because last time I checked, I am poor trash and the woman I am barely fucking is older and fatter than me and not some 19 year old slut who is my stepdaughter and to make things worse I had to return beer bottles I found in the garbage room in the building next door to be able to afford my 3 packs of Ramen noodles for a dollar.

Posted in:Craddle Robbing|Linda Hogan

5 Responses

  1. drG says:

    He looks like Harry from Dumb & Dumber.

  2. bob says:

    so does she!!!!

  3. El Diablo says:

    Hi, Harry Dunn nice to meet you……

  4. Candi Apples says:

    This 19 yr old is certainly no looker,so I assume
    that Mama Hogan is with the dude because he
    knows how to fuck.

    Kinda hot,in a sick and twisted sort of way….

    But at 29,even I don’t think I could fuck a 19 yr old..

    But it is legal to fantasize…

    And the youngin’s,seem ever so eager.lol

  5. big chris says:

    i bet linda also has sex with women

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