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2008

03

Jun

Kim Kardashian is a Slut on Set of Disaster Movie of the Day

The biggest joke of Disaster Movie, something I can only assume is being made by the same people who did Scary Movie and Date Movie is that they hired Kim Kardashian to be in it because I know these things are supposed to be spoofs and can only assume casting a useless fat slut to pretend to act must be all part of some spoof joke, like making fun of real actors, but since I don’t do spoof too well, maybe I am wrong and she’s the only whore the could get due to budget constraints.

The good news is that she goes onto spoof being a cheerleader, which we all know is some kind of joke, considering she looks like she ate the cheerleading squad and the only lifting she’ll be doing is the piece of cake from plate to mouth and the only cheering she’ll be doing is burping to make more room for more cake and the only acrobatic dance she’ll be doing is passing out on her sofa after stuffing herself like a turkey since moving that weight around is tiring but ironically so is sitting all day, not that I know what irony is, but it sounded right to me.

Either way, here she is with Vanessa Minnillo as a Fat Cheerleader which has funny written all over it.

And, Here she is with Carmen Electra in some America Apparel outfit that I want to watch my seed slide off of it’s shiny slicked surface.

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13 Responses

  1. vicky says:

    Half these chicks look like they used to be men.

  2. mo says:

    fat? really? shut the fuck up.

  3. km says:

    If you think these girls are fat, you must stick your finger down your throat 15 times a day or be an ANA-PSYCHO, who looks like an 8 year old boy.

  4. Brandon says:

    Kim Kardashian is a fat, ugly whore. She looks like a transsexual. Vanessa Minnillo looks OLD in those pictures. She looks like she has aged 15 years since the last time she was famous – like 2 yrs ago.

    KIM is a nasty skank who is only famous because she made a sex tape to be released to the media, like her good friend Paris Hilton.

    Carmen Electra looks beautiful though.

  5. mars says:

    The amount of vitriol drunken stepfather puts out about these starlets is probably less harsh than what he says to himself in his head. That’s why I think haters cancel out their own hate.

    It’s kind of lame how he can’t get paid (he must cuz I see the numerous ads) without being a misogynist; and cuz he’s being paid FOR being a misogynist.

  6. liss says:

    well… kim is a total skank. don’t forget how she became famous… for being in a sex tape and getting peed on. she is not classy, she is not beautiful, she’s a dirty little hoe bag who enjoys golden showers. FKN GROSS! Let’s not pretend like she is a respectable girl cos she is so far from it.

  7. sally says:

    BBW—Big Beautiful Women. I saw their many photos at blackwhitemeet.com, there are so many BBW and BWW there. Funny!

  8. fuckstik says:

    I’d fucking watch these two cunting whores snoball my dicksnot before swallowing it and belching salty jizz burps , little fucking sweet gashes would suck my hairy asshole

  9. Kellz says:

    Who cares if she’s a slut/skank or whatever you wanna call her. She released her sex video that she made w/ something she LOVED just like PORNO companies (which feature REAL SLUTS WHO FUCK STRANGERS FOR MONEY) do. So if you aren’t calling Jenna a slut… don’t call her one either. Also she isn’t fat. Whoever wrote that is probably white and is used to their “teenage boy look-alike” standards of FLAT ASSES and no hips. So no wonder she doesn’t care if white ppl call her fat because she dates black dudes who LOVE curvy women thus making their opinion invalid.

  10. vicky says:

    Kim isn’t fat, as in obese kind of fat, she’s just a chunky monkey with a man face.

  11. Jim says:

    They are so cute!I saw them on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m”,too.Maybe they want to make more new friends.You can contact them on that site.

  12. disaster movie is hilarious, i laugh for hours just watching that movie .,`

  13. Olin Boni says:

    Mr. Elliott,
    Letters via USPS sounds so novel in the internet age whether or not it is one particular letter produced for many, but it surely doesn’t sound like a pen-pal relationship. Can a single write back again on the author of the letter?

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