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2008

05

Jun

Patricia Heaton’s Got a Pretty Shitty Cameltoe of the Day

Cameltoes are pretty much a given when you’re a mom and that’s just because you lose all control of your vagina and shit’s just loosely hanging making it next to impossible to keep your pants from making their way up in the crack. It’s like the thing’s got a mind of it’s own as each lip falls on either side of the pant seam and the only corrective measure one can take is duct tape.

Here’s Patricia Heaton’s vagina barely eating her pants, but it’s a taste of what’s to come because let’s face it, shit’s just not as tight enough to fight off tight pants anymore.

Posted in:Cameltoe|Patricia Heaton

9 Responses

  1. Candi Apples says:

    She’s gross.

  2. UnshavenFan says:

    I would do her in a minute.
    Oddly enough…. I think she is hot.

  3. Donkey Punch says:

    Have you seen the post plastic surgery photos of her breasts? She has that REALLY ugly “lollypop” scar that they sometimes do where the scar goes completely around the nipple and then goes straight down to the bottom of the breast like a zipper.

    Makes me shudder.

  4. Candi Apples says:

    Unshaven,your comment made my morning.

    Thanks for the laugh.lol

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  6. big fan says:

    You know of course, that Patty did not have her children vaginally. She had 4, count ‘em 4, cesearians.

    You knew that right? Her vagina is probably perfect.

  7. I?m tempted to say ?what a load of crap!? just for the sake of irony, but I?ll refrain

  8. Colette says:

    fantastic! i’ve made my own blog

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