The thing I like about Brody Jenner is that he realizes no one gives a fuck about him and has gone so far as to brand his entire body with his name as some kind of billboard in hopes that the name resonates with some people and they turn to each other and say “Jenner, that sounds familiar, isn’t there someone on TV named Jenner” causing some kind of disagreement that leads them approaching the motherfucker to settle the bet they are having and sometimes that means vagina gets thrown his way because girls seem to care about that shit more than dudes do.

Yesterday, you saw him with his robot corpse looking plastic surgery ridden mother and his hot bikini model he’s fucking, and here are some more pics of them day 2 only she’s in a white bikini which is pretty much my favorite kind of bikini because they usually are semi-see through while the girl wearing it has no idea and unsuspecting flashing is the best kind of flashing, like all the times I drop my pen at Starbucks to crawl around under the tables when really I am just panty hunting. I am deceiving like that.

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