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2008

06

Jun

Ice T’s Coco Has Some Huge Fucking Tits of the Day

I hate fake tits but offered some slut I met in the bar the other night a set because she didn’t know I was poor and joking and I figured it’d be a good excuse for her to show me her current tits and I was right. The psychology is simple, she was offended that I offered her fake tits, implying that her tits now were inadequate and she went onto tell me how amazing she is and how every guy she’s ever been with think they are the hottest tits ever and that’s when I chime in with the “If they are so great, prove it” and she did. The unfortunate thing with my plan was that this bitch’s body looked like a sock full of jello and was dumpier than the shrapnel my wife left in the toilet, but I saw nipples never the less and that’s good enough for me.

Here are some pictures of Ice T with the retarded fake tits I can only assumed he financed for his ex-stripper wife, just because they are freakier than that time I dressed like a pedophile on halloween and handed out candy in the park out of a van I rented.

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One Response

  1. Candi Apples says:

    Coco and Ice T make an odd pair,and so do Coco’s tit’s.

    Big tit’s,but fake looking…….

    Coco is in dire need of a makeover.

    I don’t see why every outfit she wears has to have her tit’s
    sticking out of them.

    Yes Coco,we know you have big tits.lol

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