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2008

08

Jul

Natalia Bush is Not Related to George Bush But Wears a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Natalia Bush and in honor of her name, she’s wearing her Bikini for the 4th of July and she doesn’t have any bush. They claim that she’s not related to George Bush, but I feel like admitting that you were related to him would pretty much put a target on her head like some kind of warning to stay the fuck away from her. Shit’s pretty much worse than knowing the girl you are bringing home with you has herpes, because when horny enough, herpes seems like it’s not a big enough deal to refuse sex, but the thought of George Bush or anything related to him when fucking or wanting to fuck has enough power to turn you onto abstinence.

Now I don’t want to give you the wrong idea. I am not a political person and I don’t really have a stance on American Politics or the war in Iraq and what it is doing to the rest of the world with the high gas prices, but I do know dude comes across like he’s dumb as bricks, but probably isn’t that dumb considering he runs oil companies and is making a lot of people rich while dooping a whole country into supporting him and his endeavors that are obviously for personal gain, so maybe he’s actually a fucking genius and we’re the idiots.

Either way, I’d stay the fuck away from this piece just to be safe, even though she looks like she loves sex and has a pretty rockin’ body, but I don’t mind looking at pictures of her in a bikini, but that’s probably because I am a pervert.

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