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2008

10

Jul

Lauren Conrad Drunk as Tits of the Day

I like drunk chicks, so seeing a drunk Lauren Conrad with her natural tits hanging out of her shirt makes me happy. I am tired of The Hills and the ugliness it produces and despite being average at best, Lauren Conrad is hotter than any of her costars. Heidi Montag is just horse-faced and ridiculous in her bible thumping bullshit lie of a life, and Audrina is a mutant who distracts you from her mutant face with a set of fake tits that I could have if I had 10,000 dollars to spend on tits, and last time I checked, if you can buy it, shit’s not representative of how hot you re.

I guess it doesn’t matter, mainly because The Hills don’t matter and soon enough the world will catch on and shit will be nothing more than something in the MTV archives no one really remembers enough to do a reunion special for and maybe I just like Lauren Conrad cuz she’s drunk and drunk girls have always been a crucail component in my getting laid….and here she is in low cut outfit busting out.

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7 Responses

  1. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD says:

    If she and I were drunk together in the same bar, I would rip that ugly dress off her and give her a hard screwing.

  2. Volfie says:

    You know, she used to be reasonably attractive but now…bleh.

  3. lydia says:

    Very sexy! ever saw her on ☆☆☆ wealthyromanceS.Com ☆☆☆☆ It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….

  4. Nate says:

    what the fuck is it with these fucking losers that want you to go to their fucking piece of shit dating websites?

  5. Debbie says:

    She’s showing off her “Hills”.

  6. Sprmcandy says:

    Thats Hot, gives me a woody.

  7. problem is, this girl is real thick through the middle. pretty tho.

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