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2008

22

Jul

Mick Jagger’s Daughter Georgia May in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Georgia May and she’s Mick Jagger’s 16 or 17 year old daughter with Jerry Hall. She’s a model and here she is in her bikini on vacation with her boyfriend, something I suggest all 16 or 17 year old’s do without their parent’s supervision because it makes teenage pregnancy that much more possible and I fucking love teenage pregnancy, almost as much as I love hangin outside abortion clinics to pretend I am pro-life just to help add guilty feelings to young sluts at an impressionable guilt ridden time. It’s my part in making the world a better place.

The truth is that rich kids grow up faster than middle class kids, they are on their own while their parents are out doing rich people things, they are raised by their nannies that they don’t really feel any major responsibility to, and they are given lots of money to shut them up, keep them occupied and fund all their cries for attention like running away from home, drug addiction and sympathising with kidnappers. That’s why most rich girls have vaginas of 47 year old prostitutes by the time they are 15 and you’ll know that I am right the second that Miley Cyrus sex tape hits and that I don’t post because it’s not worth going to jail again.

Either way, here is Georgia May in all her youthful fertility and experimental sex drive on the beach in a bikini when her parents are no where to be found…..

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