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2008

07

Aug

Lily Allen Nipple Slip of the Day

This isn’t so much a nipple slip as it is a nipple lookin’ for a baby to feed because it was jacked with maternal hormones before rudely having the baby taken away from it when it prematurely killed itself after realizing who its mother was. Just notice how ready it is eager to feed, long after the little milk it started producing when Lily Allen was pregnant dry up like her murdering womb and her career.

The truth is that Lily Allen is only giving us all the finger because we just witnessed a really personal issue she’s been having with her tit for the last year because it is mad at her for pretty much firing it from its life work and she is embarrassed by its behavior in public. I guess some people have an easier time forgiving people for drinking and smoking and killing off their unborn kid, especially when it wasn’t actually a miscarriage but an abortion because her relationship wasn’t working out.

I guess who really cares. I know I don’t.

Posted in:Lily Allen|Nipple Slip

23 Responses

  1. Pete says:

    Pictures of Lily help me sleep at night.

  2. spbh says:

    Pictures of Lily Allen given me nightmares at night

  3. lol says:

    i dont care what anyone says, shes fuckin sexy

  4. Glen Quagmire says:

    This chick looks like she fell off of the short bus.

  5. kevin says:

    There Lily Allen’s boobs, and I like them, She’s had her girls out before (BFD!)

  6. rockdude says:

    Thats not just a nipple, thats like her whole tit that came out!
    And yeah, she pretty much owns the short bus..

  7. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Do you think she might clip that off with a pair of nail clippers and send it to me, as I can’t really get a good view of it.

  8. FngFer says:

    Of her three nipples, I like the upper left one best. And really, you gotta be a spaz to have your whole frikken tit pop out. Not that I’m complaining.

  9. Harry Kunt says:

    Very nice, I would like to suck them

  10. Triplehtown says:

    Shes falling behind the Winehouse trash curb. But atleast she has nice tits.

  11. Satan666 says:

    i’d pay to watch her and Winehouse eat each other out….i’d tape it then sell it and REAP HUGE PROFITS!!!

    if that fatass Kim K.’s video sold then so would this!

    I am a genius

  12. kevin says:

    The person that wrote this short article, is a mean spirited asshole, I mean if you don’t like her fine but what the fuck the guy sounds like he has MOMMY issues!

  13. Satan666 says:

    I know…isn’t it just the best writing you’ve read in a while?!?!

  14. Candi Apples says:

    Everytime Lily Allen is photographed,she looks like she is in some kind of drunken stupor.

    But,she does have nice titties.

  15. Sprmcandy says:

    Sweet fucking nipple, I want it in my mouth. Yummy.

  16. daisydreamer says:

    Dayum! that was alot of juicy information. She does have a pretty nipple..
    but holy ice tits, she ended it becuz of the relationship probs, with the same guy who was there for her when grammy died, makes her a real loonie. Time to retire and teach art to kids. Use that creative flair for something useful.

  17. daisydreamer says:

    i meant, be an art class model at the local community college.

  18. Jessica says:

    I think she was masturbating in her car. She just didn’t put her tit in all the way. Plus it almost looks like she is playing with her nipples in some of the pics too(and osme of the pics that are not on here. There are like atleast 3 more pics)

  19. Jizzay says:

    Love the tits, but Glen Guagmire desperately wants to make love to a school boy. All hail Jesus and his minion Satan

  20. Satan666 says:

    Thanks you, Thank you…i’m here all week.

  21. pennwood says:

    I love lily …. I just love her ! Who else could grin like that after having a tit fall out!
    She’s adorable. (thank you Kevin, right on ….. immature I think)

  22. horny says:

    i love the ones where she’s practically tweaking it. She’s a dirty bitch and she loves the attention..

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