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2008

21

Aug

Kellie Pickler’s Personal Pictures of the Day

Last I heard of Kellie Pickler she was on American Idol talking about her grandfather who both raised her and had sex with her because that’s how they do things in the small down they are from. Pussy is limited so when you make one of your own, you got every right to do as you please with it, I am not sure if that was her exact quote because I was watching the shit on mute cuz I couldn’t stomach her twang and inbred level of intelligence.

I almost feel bad saying that because the truth is that everyone busts inbred people for being retarded or handicapped or whatever just because their parents are related, but I went to school with a set of ibred people, who’s parents were cousins and both kids, despite being weird lookin’, did really well in school. Maybe it was cuz they were first generation and not a line of inbred people like Pickler, but I think her retardedness stems from other things, like dropping out of school at the age of 8 to tend to the farm and by farm I mean grandpa’s dick.

Either way, these are some pictures of her sluttin out in some personal pics with the tits she always wanted and bought with her American Idol money. It’s nice to see dreams can come true.

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13 Responses

  1. lilypie says:

    Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire/celebrity dating club ” wealthyromanceS.Com ” last week! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”

  2. Glen Quagmire says:

    Damn. I now support inbreeding.

  3. Candi Apples says:

    Kellie Pickler should just realize that her time in the spotlight ended a long time ago,and she should retire from the music biz.

    I also have to say,Kellie Pickler got one of the worst makeovers I have ever seen in the last 10 yrs…….

    Her look is more suited for a local stripper,so she should wax her bush,and come to Canada to make some cash at The Zanzibar.

    Cause she ain’t going to make any cash,in the U.S.

  4. Jordan Catalaon says:

    Man, the depraved things I would do that inbred body! It would put her grandpa to shame…

  5. WetSpot says:

    Inbred or not I always enjoyed jerking off to her! I bet she enjoyed playing horsey well into her teen years on top of grandpa’s lap until… whoops grandpa just got another sticky spot all over the front of his pants! Oh grandpa Pickler what a character!

  6. Mr. EE says:

    Wish this cunt would die already. I hate that whole FAKE HICK bullshit.

  7. Mr. EE says:

    Wish this cunt would die already. I hate that whole FAKE HICK bullshit.

    I wouldnt. But someone else should. I wold never .

  8. Beazy says:

    I’m going to take one guess before Googling her name:

    This chick strives to be the next reality show loser.

  9. Beazy says:

    Awesome read. Got the reality show loser part correct – and even better, she’s appeared on MULTIPLE reality shows! But who knew she has the intelligence level of a severely retarded 8 year old?

    “I thought Europe was a country”????? She better put that hot body to use, soon.

  10. Mikki says:

    Kellie was so cute before some butcher got a hold of her. Bad boob job. Really didn’t think she needed one. For me hair is the worst. I loved her long blonde hair. She got what has to be the worst maker over in the history of make overs. She neededs a good lawyer to sue the doctor or doctors who screwed up her face. Instead of looking like a beautiful young lady she looks like an old woman having a bad face day. Oh well I am still a fan of hers and I would take her out on the town any time she wanted to.

  11. Mongiello says:

    Thanks for nice post.

  12. Grewe says:

    cool picsxxx

  13. Chouinard says:

    cool picsxx

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