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2008

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was bored, it’s getting cold and shitty here, and I was craving to see some real live girls in bikinis. The only place I knew where to find girls in bathing suits was at the YMCA because I had a free pass and they have a pool. So I got there and put on my bathing suit while knowing that I was probably a hugely offensive sight to the resident swimmers but I quickly discovered that being fat and hairy and not deserving of a bathing suit access was pretty fucking common theme at the YMCA pool. I saw some big, old, sagging asses and one chick had the nerve to wear a one piece white suit that was see through when wet so i could make out her saucer sized nipples and small porno bush that I guess she got crafted for her 30th wedding anniversary or some shit and it turns out that hot girls who look good in bikinis don’t spend their time at the local community pool to stay fit, but really old, disgusting ladies do and that in and of itself would have been a deal breaker if I wasn’t such a fucking pervert with no standars and I was just happy that I got to see girls in bathing suits even if they were girls that no one else in the world would ever want to see clothed and I feel lucky for that. Here are my links.

Shauna Sand is Disgusting
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Jayde Nicole is Pretty in Pink
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The Spiderman DVD Trailer
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More VMA Whoredom is Right Here.
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Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt
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The Horniest Vampires in Movie History
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Tony Versus Paul
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Some Things Never Change, and I Like That
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You Just Can’t Go Wrong With Cheerleaders, Can You?
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How Is It That Japan Can Make Even Diarreah Amazing?
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Keira Knightley Needs to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Solve Your Case of the Mondays
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Man, Thos Football Players Really Know How to Get Themselevs in Trouble
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How Can Lighting Your Pants on Fire EVER Be Considered a Good Idea
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Jessica Simposon’s Newly Country Tits Perform at the Grande Ol’ Opry
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Rollerman’s Breakneck Speeds
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Squirel Launch Part 2
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Who Says There’s No Such Thing as REAL Sluts Anymore?
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I’m No Prude, But Am I the Only One Who Sees a Problem With Small Children Playing on a Penis Slide?
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Some Vintage Sarah Palin
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Best Dressed At the VMAs
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Anna Kournikova Goodness
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And That’s Why You Don’t Ride Bulls
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Jelly Wrestling!! Heyo!
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Work Out that Fails
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I Gotta Get Myself Down to Florida, Like NOW
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Whoa Nelly!
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Some Oasis Video of them Getting Attacked On Stage Cuz They Suck
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Bar Rafaeli Can Do No Wrong
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Find Girls To Fuck, Virgin
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God Damn Halle Berry is Looking Good!
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Jennifer Aniston Takes Her Washed Up Ass to Toronto
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More From the Lingerie Bowl
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Striptease of the Day
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Idiot Shoots Himself in the Nuts
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Uhhhh…Keep Telling Yourself That, Sweetheart
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Get Some Sex Today! Why Not?
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Chloe Dior! Oh My!
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Paula Garces is the Throwback of the Day
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Introducing the Apple Twins
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And Now, The Mini-Me Sex Tape
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One of The Homos From Oasis Got Attacked on the Weekend
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90210 Catfight!
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Way to Go, Fatty
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Okay, I Admit It. Will Smith Has Amused Me
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Gary Coleman is a Fucking Nut and I Love It
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Carla Goes For a Swing
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Some Scary Religious Senator Clip
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Open a Beer Bottle With a Dollar Bill
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