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2008

12

Sep

Michelle Trachtenberg is Worth Fucking of the Day

Some people say Jews are worthless people that are always out to make a dollar. I say Jews aren’t worthless at all because in their quest to make a dollar they run big businesses, they are doctors and they are lawyers and politicians helping people and run Hollywood and Fashion Industries entertaining people, but I will say that Jewish girls are generally not hot, so when I see a seemingly worthless girl, not because she is a Jew but because she doesn’t do anything worthwhile and who happens to be Jewish look as good as Michelle Trachtenberg does in these pics, I realize that she does have worth to whoever the fuck is fuckin’ her because I know I like what I am seeing.

Maybe it is just because compared to every Jewish girl I’ve met, she doesn’t look like a rat-faced monster and I am just excited that finally someone has broken down my preconceived notions, but in my preconceived notons defense, Jewish girls aren’t hot, it is just smoke and mirrors.

The same smoke and mirrors Michelle Trachtenberg is trying to use by hanging out with supermodels because despite being a hot Jewish girl she realizes that she can’t be a supermodel but does everything in her power to hang out with them, including going to their events, in hopes to be hotter by association, it’s that Jewish drive and ambition and keen business sense shining through in her marketing of herself and showing off them tits.

Here she is with Maria Sharapova at Fashion Week

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16 Responses

  1. Glen Quagmire says:

    That’s a whole lot of ugly in such a small package.

  2. john says:

    she is probably one of the hottest jews around she shoulda got naked in eurotrip, oh and i would let sharapova play with my balls any day i want some bikini shots of her man

  3. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    That Jewess needs lots more red lipstick!

    If I was a German prison guard and she was about to be liquidated, I would have thrown her a mercy bone. It wouldn’t have saved her from taking her last drive in the ashtray of a Volkswagen, but I would have gotten my man seed into her before hand.

  4. FngFer says:

    Tractorberg has a face you can work with, but those stumpy ankles always throw me for a loop. If I’m a chick with stumpy ankles I’m wearing pants. Or I’m getting naked so you don’t notice.

    A friend of mine took me to a Jewish community centre called Bnai Brith when I was in highschool. It was the first time that I saw so many Jewish chicks or I guess any Jewish chicks. These were hot chicks with big noses. I don’t know if I’m sterrotyping here ’cause I woulda tapped any one of them. :)

  5. Pete says:

    Michelle needs to get some sun, she’s white as a ghost. boo!

  6. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    Ankles? What degenerate looks at ankles?

    Freak!

  7. FngFer says:

    I’ve got a huge collection of ankle, elbow and armpit porn. If that makes me a freak, so be it.

    Lindsay Lohan is a dyke. Move on already.

  8. Candi Apples says:

    Michelle Trachtenberg is ugly,and she is in dire need of a beauty transformation(if that’s possible),and a new wardrobe.

    Oh,her career can use a boost as well,as she currently doesn’t have one.

  9. Sprmcandy says:

    I would fuck her to death, what the hell.

  10. ass says:

    Sharapova is hot, and has good ankles :D

  11. MEGADOUCHE says:

    She’s not ugly. She just needs a little sun. And a job. Preferably one that requires her to get naked weekly.

  12. cdawg says:

    and with that, i’m officially done with your website. Racist piece of shit.

  13. theman says:

    this is pretty damn racist. have you ever seen any women from Israel? look up Bar Refaeli, the only one I know by name, but there’s plenty more.

  14. Israeli says:

    I actually run a website proving that Israeli/Jewish women are actually hot.
    See for yourself : http://www.theblend.tv .

  15. Dixyland says:

    That’s some pretty fucked up racist shit. If anyone actually looked at this website, there would be a furore. And she is hot as hell btw. And what the hell is with that dudes ankle fetish?

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