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2008

15

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Did a Triathlon of the Day

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The biggest assed joke of the day is that a fat Jennifer Lopez did some triathlon like she’s some kind of athlete for a charity that I call trying to prove herself. She took about 2.5 hours to complete it and she had some help from her trainer, who based on her ass, isn’t the kind of trainer I’d hire for my wife if I was rich and famous, mainly because if I was rich and famous, I’d drop my wife off at the curb and move onto younger hotter pussy, but also because dude’s obviously not very good at his job. Sure you can argue that her ass is genetic and that it’s some beautiful phenomenon that you love, but I like to think it’s cuz you have no standards and no real opinion of your own and you just jumped on the bandwagon, because the only person who would find anything about this hot is a black man and that’s just because they like any pussy that isn’t attached to a black woman, no matter how offensive it is, proven in the fact that I was out with my wife this weekend and at least 5 black guys freaked out, in a good way when she walked by, to the point where I had to turn to them and ask them if they were on fuckin’ drugs because cat calling a cow, confuses me so much that it’s gotta be drug related….

Either way, here she is being active because it’s funny.

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12 Responses

  1. Candi Apples says:

    Jennifer Lopez needs to go on a diet,and exercise.

    If she ain’t careful,her butt will be as huge as
    Kim Kardashian’s.

    Jennifer Lopez is a has been who is pushing 40,so she’s no longer hot.

    And her hubby Marc Anthony is fuckin ugly.

    I shudder to think what their twins will look like when they are older.

  2. Dee says:

    If it wasn’t for Black folks that spick would be selling tacos on Fordham Road.

  3. GJ says:

    I’d stick it to her !!! Nice ass !!!!!

  4. Robert says:

    What is your hostilities to Black guys based on? What the hell did we do to you? Let me explain it to you again. Black guys have big sticks and we have a lot of control over that stick. Let me see how to make you understand, when we are having sex with a woman it’s like driving a car. We are in total control. Make her turn right. Good girl. Now make her go down that way. Very good girl. Now tell Daddy if you want him to go fast or slow. It’s all about the penis control. Once you are able to learn this secret Grasshopper then you will no longer hate the Black man. But, do not abuse this power or you will start listening to Rap music and become good at sports.

  5. Pete says:

    I’d love to grab a handful of that big ass!

  6. FngFer says:

    Um, did you just call your wife a cow? LOL, there’s no way she reads this blog.

  7. Bob Smith says:

    Help us “stupid” guys understand why fat cellulite asses are hot. If that’s a hot ass, then I’m JC of Nazareth.

  8. The Truf says:

    Robert,

    What’s really funny about your analogy is that it is correct, but black men really can’t drive that well.

    I guess the lord giveth and the lord taketh away!

  9. iron mama says:

    I don’t feel so fat anymore!

  10. todd says:

    I almost forgot how black ben afleck was…..

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  12. VF says:

    You are crass and a bigot. It is sad to think that there are others that ascribe to your way of thinking.