I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2008

01

Oct

Gemma Atkinson is a Bikini Model of the Day

This is some seriously insane shit….I knew Gemma Atkinson wasn’t hot, I knew she was only famous for having really big natural tits, but I never took the time to compare her bikini pics to pictures of her signing her bikini pictures. It’s like this bitch isn’t even the same girl. She looks more like me than she looks like the girls in the pictures, but they claim it’s the same fucking person. I guess photoshopping new faces on old tits saves careers, too bad it doesn’t work on my wife when she’s snoring in bed next to me and I’m in the mood to fuck anything that isn’t her.

Posted in:Gemma Atkinson

6 Responses

  1. queen says:

    Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire/celebrity dating club ” wealthyromanceS.Com ” last week! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”

  2. Iancognito says:

    And her tits aren’t natural either. She had a £4000 boob job 2 years ago.

  3. me says:

    she’s cute. i’d rather do the real life version than the calendar version.

  4. Hassenpfeffer says:

    Airbrushed. Duh. Sober up Jesus

  5. Pineapple Andy Kaid says:

    i’d like to slap those puppies real hard and admire my hand print

  6. seaman says:

    From. Thailand
    How nice of you.
    bye.

Leave a Reply