I really dropped the ball on Halloween. I had this whole idea that I’d actually get off my ass and take the time to figure out a clever costume and go to parties where girls dressed like whores would talk to me and by talk to me I mean show me their vaginas, but I realized that my brain is a lot less lazy than my body and I just couldn’t bring myself to leave my house. Part of the reason was that my wife had taken an orange t-shirt and drew a jack-o-latern on the shit and thought she was so funny, leaving me forced to deal with what my life had become and an obese woman dressed like a fuckin’ pumpkin, which turned out to be a really mood killer. Then when heading to the store to get myself a couple 40s of beer, I ran into a dad taking his kids trick or treating and motherfucker was wearing fuckin’ pantyhose, which was totally fuckin’ inappropriate as far as I’m concerned and made me consider calling the police on the pervert, before realizing that I am too lazy for that, so I just went to my neighbor’s house and passed out watching some shitty horror movies, only to wake up with him snuggled up against me, leading me to question my sexuality, so all in all it was a fuckin’ disaster.
Speakin’ of disaster, here’s Coco and her big ass out for Halloween in pictures you’ve probably already seen because of that whole laziness thing I’ve been talking about all post.
Ice T is just ridin the gravy train that is his whore of a wife Coco,as his career was gone a long time ago.
Coco is annoying,and her hubby is as old as dirt.
Coco needs to go on the coke diet,cause her ass is almost as huge as Kim Kardashians!
you can see her vag lip in pic 4
I picture Ice-T dressed up as Zorro as the lead in a Gay parade!! but I’d toss his wife a bone and give her cab fare home!
Her body confuses me! How do her ribs stick out, and yet she has thunder thighs??
Same with Mischa Barton, just too confusing.