Katy Perry's Busting Out of Her Shirt of the Day

2008

Nov

Katy Perry’s Busting Out of Her Shirt of the Day

I hate being fat. This morning i was walking around and saw a plastic bag filled with sloppy fucking pizza. I assume it was someone’s lunch that they accidentally dropped, or it was some kind of predator hunting for fat people, but shit almost worked on me. I saw it, and despite not knowing who it belonged to, where it came from, how long it had been there, and whether it was poisoned, my initial instinct was to bring in home, brush it off and give it to my wife to test before eating it myself. The I realized that my paranoia would have me in the corner hugging my knees thinking I was drugged and dying or self-induced hallucinating, that would probably lead to me running down the street naked, then getting arrested and institutionalized after they realize that it was all in my head and not actually the affect of a drug and picking up food in plastic bags, no matter how good it looks, is disgusting, and it’d be better to just order a pizza with my wife’s credit card, but I decided to bring it up for my wife, put it on a plate and stick it in the fridge so that when she gets home it’ll be the first thing she eats, without asking, because she’s a sneaky fat girl like that, who thinks if she hides the cookies and eats them without anyone knowing, it’s like she didn’t actually eat them at all, one of those tree falling in the forest situations, only she still gets fat regardless….and I will be very happy when she asks where the pizza came from, after eating half of it, to tell her I found it on the street corner next to a pile of dog shit….she’ll freak.

Speaking of fat, here’s some pictures of Katy Perry showing off her tits, because like all fat chicks, she like to show them off and draw attention to herself, so guys notice them and makes her feel like they are noticing her making her think they she has some value, instead of the looks of disgust she used to get growing up every time she was seen eating in public, before she undeservingly got famous….

Bonus – Here’s a Picture of her a some Perez Hilton lookin’ motherfucker in his underwear because a Katy Perry show is the equivalent of seeing Perez Hilton in his underwear…

On a side note, Katy Perry is fake friends with Perez because she like the media attention and being written about by him, like a slut dating a man with a fat wallet, Katy Perry is an opportunist, which is pretty obvious if you look at where she’s got based on what she’s produced, it just doesn’t make sense…without sucking the right dick, or being a lonely man with a powerful website’s friend…here’s the video.