I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2008

11

Nov

Keri Russell Has Not Tits of the Day

Remember Felicity? Either do I. I mean I am not against ginger haired girls and their bright red colored pussies, but I was never into this boring slut. I remember meeting a group of board game playing guys at a bar once who were all up on this bitch. I got to talking to them because I figured playing board games in bars on a Friday night was worse that being the guy hanging at a place where people play board games, and while playing Risk, they were fighting with each other about which one of them they thought Felicity would go for and I figured it would be entertaining to chime in. So here are these fucking losers, throwing out all their strengths and shooting down each other and I was having the time of my life witnessing it, because I am the kind of guy who knows nothing about board games or the people who play them because I find them embarrassing as shit….but not as embarrassing as debating whether Keri Russell would go for you or not and having a totally logical reasoning as to why should would. It was fucked, but not as fucked as her non-existant tits.

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  • yleine

    Her dress is wonderful! like alwayzzzzzzzz!!!She’s always so fierce, i love her. It’s reported from NewYork times that She created an account at ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^to meet a young and rich guy in a coffee shop last week.

  • eduardo

    dude that’s that girl from the bon jovi video, where she’s sleeping with her roommate’s boyfriend, and then her roommate finds out and she goes off sleeping with some painter, and then the boyfriend finds out and decides to burn down the painters loft… seriously, get your facts straight man

  • Thanks good Post Editor.