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2008

20

Nov

Prince William’s Prince Penis of the Day

So the Prince was caught taking a pee and now you all know what his penis looks like. It’s one of those things you probably could have gone without seeing, but girls seem to find him a heart throb and that dick’s worth a whole long of money, that even you’d consider getting on all fours and letting the future king enter your throne. I don’t know Royal speak, I’m more of the court jester or toothless stable hand shoveling shit when not doing inappropriate things to the horses, but I do know a cock when I see one, even if that cock is more powerful than pretty much every other cock out there….not that the Royal family are all that powerful anymore, but this dude’s slated to be king and that’s a hell of a lot better title than regional sales manager you’re working up to at your call center…

On a side note, I love how he’s holding his cock with some contorted peace sign, or like he’s a dainty model holding a cigarette or some shit….I am more into the “no hands” style because it allows me to hold the stall walls around me so I don’t fall over because I have pretty shitty balance….

Either way, look at the pics, ya gay.

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