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2008

21

Nov

Sarah Silverman is Fucking Ugly of the Day

Thank god they are funny, or that people think they are funny, because I don’t find them funny, but they are fucking ugly….maybe half of the laughs they get are from people awkwardly trying to process the mess that they are lookin’ at. You know, like the time I went to the hospital to visit a friend of mine who had been in a car accident and everytime people I knew warned me how offensive the sight was, I’d go into hysterics, or even like the time I couldn’t stop laughing when a friend of mine confessed to be about being raped violently by a masked man, leaving me feeling awakward knowing that I was the guy who raped her, hey, she was wearing a short skirt and totally was into it when it happened, don’t judge, I did the noble thing andconfessed to her a couple years later and she took it pretty well considering, you know she didn’t press charges or anything….but I haven’t been getting her annual Christmas cards or birthday phone calls, so she could be a little upset about it…..

I don’t know what I am saying, I am so fucking confused and distracted by the way these two look….

Bonus – That’s Not Really a Bonus – Because More Pics of this Cunt is More Like a Punishment – But Luckily So Is Everything On the Site – So I’m Sticking With Bonus – More Pics of Her….

Posted in:Sarah Silverman|Ugly

14 Responses

  1. yelloe says:

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  2. izz says:

    she kind of reminds me of a non-drugged up skinny version of Amy Winehouse for some reason… I don’t know why…

  3. MEGADOUCHE says:

    The bitch ain’t funny and the bitch ain’t good looking. why are we talking about her?

  4. Robert says:

    She’s not that ugly. I just don’t like that whole ” I’m not into appearance thing” she looks like a slob. Difinitly not a good look for a girl.

  5. slkdfj says:

    i watched her show once and i didn’t even smile… that bitch ain’t funny. shes no bobby lee.

  6. slkdfj says:

    oh and btw what the hell is up with her rolled up jeans? this isn’t the 90′s!

  7. Ghost of Lenny Bruce says:

    Boo, your slackin, your job is to find naked pictures of her. Now Get on it! And By get on it -i mean—-nevermind…..ROFLMFAO

  8. Bob Smith says:

    She’s actually pretty average looking rather than ugly. But she’s a comedian. Barely.

    Anyway, the biggest turnoff is the dark hair on her arms. It’s like I’m looking at a well-made-up tranny.

  9. Uncle Joe Mccarthy says:

    i would hit it

    i would…but i know who’s dick has been there before….so i wouldnt

  10. Hassenpfeffer says:

    Yeah where are the nude pics. She has a smoken hot body.

  11. abstract says:

    I had a dark haired natural good looking jewish lady like silverman in college. She had the same simple tom boyish appeal. Only to find out later that she was a closet nympho, who was incredible in bed. And love to try new things. That’s the real reason why Kimmel went back to her. Trust me.

  12. Daniel Carver says:

    Sarah’s jeans are the ugliest jeans in the universe. IS that Miley Cyrus in the background of the third to last pic?

  13. yawn says:

    i give her props for the gazelles.

  14. Crapo says:

    Thanks for this post!

    I really appreciated it! ^^

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