I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2008

27

Nov

Jamie Foxx is a Singer of the Day

Will Smith Version 2, is about to release his first album and this is the boring video for the boring song. If you don’t know who Jamie Foxx is, he was some aspiring singer who ended up getting sidetracked into doing stand-up, got cast in movies and TV shows and eventually won an Oscar for playing Ray Charles in Ray.

Now the problem with a having already made it, you know having a lot of money and a name, a huge audience and a label willing to pump money into you, a budget to make a big bang and big music videos, instead of being some punk kid with a demo tape who sings R&B that people only care about when he is too slow to bring them out their McDonald’s combo meal…means that dude doesn’t need to start a buzz about his shit, so instead of making songs with videos of booties talking at the strip club, or rolling around on silk in lingerie because his luscious voice makes them cum, we get this boring wholesome shit, which may be a nice change of pace for Christians, Gays and feminists who are tired of all the hetero sex in the media for their own moral reasons, but I have a feeling no one else is tired of all the sex in the media, so this is just like a spit in our motherfucking faces.

Dude had a great opportunity to do something that people can jerk off to here, but instead he did this.

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