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2008

28

Nov

David Hasselhoff Gets Young Pussy of the Day

Either this is David Hasselhoff and his daughter, or David Hasselhoff is proving to the world that no matter how much of a joke you are, as long as you’re on TV, there will be a willing pussy to fuck you, because everyone wants to be famous, and sometimes the only way to do that is to associate yourself with someone who is, even moderately famous, like the guy who stars in the local mattress commercial who I always see out drinking bottles of vodka with a group of stripper lookin’ chicks, because they think he’s important cuz he’s on TV, even though, he’s only on TV because he’s a fucking joke.

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4 Responses

  1. Candi Apples says:

    David Hasselhoff is a fuckin joke.

    He can’t even pay a gorgeous woman to hang out with him,the blonde he’s with is proof of that! She’s ugly.

    David Hasselhoff is most popular in Germany,and that’s probably because everyone there is stoned out of their tree to know any better.lol

  2. guyth says:

    I recommend you a nice milionaire dating site^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^. Whenever I chat with my friends on this site, I feel really relaxed and happy. They are easygoing and honest. We share our happiness and sorrows together.

  3. Steve says:

    hey, try learning how to write a sentence without it being a run-on. That’s pretty horrible there.

  4. Texican says:

    HEY DUDE
    ALL PUSSY IS GOOD AS LONG AS IT IS CLEAN AND DON’T SMELL

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