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2008

10

Dec

Chelsea Lately Gets Her Ass Slapped by Akon of the Day

I don’t watch TV and if I did, I am pretty sure I wouldn’t watch “E!”. I have seen some clips of this chick Chelsea Handler doing some interviews and she’s pretty funny in a sarcastic, Jewish cuntway. The kind of bitter hag you meet outside a hotel bar huffing on a cigarette after drinking a few too many martinis. Her hair a mess, her blouse unbuttoned, her panties in her purse from earlier in the night when she tried to show the waiter her pussy to seduce him before realizing he was gay, but still ready to show you or anyone with a dick how empowered she actually is in her single, self-made, confident and miserable life by taking you upstairs to have her way with you. Treating you like you’re some kind of cheap whore, like the roles of society have been reversed, when you’re feeling like you just won the lottery and secured the easiest pussy ever, until she starts crying as soon as she cums because all she really wants is a baby….

Either way here is a video of Chelsea Handler dealing with Akon and letting him slap her ass 3 minutes in.

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