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2008

13

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I added this girl who was causing ruckus Sam Ronson’s Facebook profile, to figure out what the drama was all about because it was in broken English and I really have nothing interesting going on…

The profile looked legit, like a 18 year old young girl and I got to talking and she was defending some dude who Lohan had deleted off Facebook for being a creepy stalker. Within a minute of being added to her profile, I realized that it was fake and really Lohan’s creepy stalker’s clever way to get back into Lohan’s internet life. Yes…I am being fucking serious.

So this girl and I start talking and she’s not making sense, but is really passionate about this guy she’s defending and his legitimate feelings for Lohan. She goes off about how Lohan was his Facebook friend and he told her not to do drugs or something ridiculous, because he doesn’t want his women on drugs, Lohan freaks out, deletes him and he goes into some psycho fit destroying a portrait he’s spent 6 months painting…..Yes…I am being fucking serious.

By this point, I’m already bored, sure it’s kinda nuts that a stalker is pretending to be a girl badly to get back on Lohan’s Facebook while talking about himself in the third person and the fact that Lohan and Ronson are interacting with this fake profile because they are idiots making him think he’s tricked them and is getting closer to them, but he said something to me from his fake profile, talking about himself in the third person that I felt I should leave with you to close off the week, because it brings the Holiday spirit into my shithole I call home, and I hope it brings it into yours…..

he had dreams about lindsay when his ex wife left him… he couldnt control his dreams, he has been like that forever
It doesnt make no sense but to me it feels like thr is a connection between thr brains or soemthing
ask her if she dreams about him?
he believes that lohan is his wife in heaven
and his dreams point to that matter
he doesnt want her in this life

Well that’s reassuring….

Lohan better be locking her doors, and should re-think adding randoms to her facebook. I better be getting to fuck to the bar before I fall asleep missing out on another day of this beautiful life…..and you better be clicking on my links….

Sluts Who Will Warm You Up During the Cold
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Being on American Idol is More Shameful Then Doing Gay Porn, But Maybe That’s Just Me, Since I Love Gay Porn….
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One of Paris Hilton’s BFF Caught Totally Naked in the Bathtub
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The Oompa Loompa Army
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Kristen Bell Complex Magazine Outtakes
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Michael Phelps and a Huge Set of Fake Tits…
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Lily Allen See Through Dress With Lacy Thong
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I Don’t Look Down On These People For Stealing Money From a Bum
Cause I Would Do It Too
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The Hottest Pin-Up Girls EVER
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Brooklyn Decker Throwback
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Bianca Beauchamp and Her Big Ol’ Tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hong Kong Family Planning Dolls
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Bunny Boiler Is At The Beach
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Here’s Some Commercial Brad Pitt Did For a Japanese Cell Phone Commercial
That Makes No Sense and is Fucking Amazing
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The Only Person Better at Pretendng to be a Lesbian Than Lohan is Tila Tequila
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Gwenyth Paltrow Most Probably Got a Tit Job
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A Very Britney Christmas
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Reporter Almost Gets Run the Fuck Over
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The Best Way to Save Money Durng the Holidays
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Spin Kick Fail
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Longest Hockey Fight Ever
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God Bless the Hula Hoop
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Alina Vacariu is a Lady in Red
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Pam Anderson’s Ass An’t What It Used to Be
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Pharyan Sparks is in the Kitchen
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Sexy Teen Takes Off Her Bikini
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PArs and Nicole Hate Each Other Again or Something
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Striptease of the Day
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Zelda Babes Will Make You Horny
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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How NOT to Drive a Ferrari
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Micro Machines!
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Marry Me Rhianna
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Roselyn Gives a Banana Head
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Ema Watson May Just Get Naked
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Aggiolina Karkampouna is a Mouthful
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Not Your Average Super Hero
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Veronika Simon is a Cowgirl
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Ashley Donahue is a Playboy Babe
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Maybe Skiing Isn’t the Best Career Choice
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Make People Naked in Photoshop
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Fast Food Fisting
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A Mouth Wide Open is a Mouth Too Ready…I Prefer Forcing My Way In…
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Bonus – I Wrote This for a Site and I Expect You To Go There And Comment…
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