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2008

29

Dec

Kelly Rowland’s Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Two people asked me if I was gay this weekend. Maybe the meds brought out the showtune performing poofter in me, maybe it was the fact that I was offering to send them a video of me fucking a tranny like she was Audrina Patridge, by sucking on her dick, which for the record, doesn’t exist, at least not that I know of, but I think it has to do with me constantly ripping apart female celebrity vagina, but not the kind of vagina ripping I am into, like it was my fucking job, not that it is, because I am not into work, for their imperfections. One guy asked me when I was going to turn the site into a Lance Bass Dancing with the stars man-pussy fan site, because I never say anything positive about these famous sluts, and I act like none of them are up to my standards, like I was trying to cover something up, like homosexuality, but it’s just strategy man, I try to lower their self esteem to increase my chances of licking their assholes while Lance Bass strokes his dick in the corner, because sex without Lance Bass is not sex at all, no matter what your orientation is, true story.

Here’s Kelly Rowland in her bikini…with her modest fake tits, with a fat chick to make her look skinny all because she’s insecure, the way i like them.

Posted in:Bikini|Fake Tits|Kelly Rowland

6 Responses

  1. Black David says:

    You have completely lost your mind. Her tits are real. black chics tits are always nice when they are young and thin. two summers from now when she is as fat as her friend next to her you’ll start to see the sag factor set in. she’s one of like 5 thin hot black chics left in america so show some love.

  2. Black David says:

    those small tits are real my friend. they will start to sag 2 summers from now like the friend next to her. she one of 4 or 5 thin black chics left in the U.S so show some love.

  3. HorneyLohanWanker says:

    I would like to own her, cuz then I would do the kinky shit to her, that she would ordinarily be able to say no to, but if I owned her, she couldn’t.

  4. edna calkins rice says:

    I’d bang her. And is it a big surprise that two people asked if you were gay? More probably asked but you didn’t hear them. Go to bastardfactory.com

  5. Shaun says:

    Apes on the beach.

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