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2009

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I couldn’t bring myself to go online all weekend, I don’t know what it was, I just saw my computer staring at me and I wanted to fuck it and leave it in the ditch like I’ve done so many times before, so instead, I decided to read a book. My wife had Marley and Me lying around, even though I didn’t think she knew how to read, I guess you learn something about your partner everyday, but I should have known better, because she is fat and reading is a fat person’s second favortie activity behind food, laziness and TV. Either way, I am now a better person for reading it in one sitting, unfortunately Jennifer Aniston, at least the idea of her as the main character’s wife, pretty much ruined the shit for me, and here are my links that I compiled last week, more recent links will go up today. That’s a lot of links for your money, and by money I mean for fucking free you leeching cocksucker. I guess the holidays are over and I have to start posting full force again. Fuck. That sucks.

On a side note, that John Travolta scientology killed his kid post got more comments than any other post ever on the site. I am too lazy to read them, can someone email me a summary?

Here are the links.

Even With All that Photoshopping Kelly Clarkson is Fucking Ugly
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Who Knew That Shedding All That Clown Hair Would Make Annalynne McCord So Bangable
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The Best 80 Blogs and Videos 2008
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Ashley Tisdale is a Country Lookin’ Whore Throwback
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8 Year Old Guitar Hero
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The Nerdcore 2009 Calendar is Definitely Something You’ll Be Into
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Bitch Fight!
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Mellissa Hangs Out on the Rooftop
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You Know, I Hate Paris Hilton, But Man I Forgot How Great This Commercial Was
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Celebrities Most Likely to Die in 2009
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Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts
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I Am Distracted By Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples By Her Ugly Face
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Lily Allen is Fucking Some Old Dude (Daddy Issues?)
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Here’s a Bunch of Pics of Celeb Sluts at a NYE Party They Don’t
Let People Like You or I Into
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Alanis Morrisette is Looking Good Now That She Doesn’t Have a Fat Ass Anymore
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The Maury Povich Home Paternity Test
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Because You Can Never Have Too Much of a Good Thing
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Cali Logan and an Asian Get It On
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Daddy’s Party is Busted!
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George Clooney Must Want to Catch Herpes or Something
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Skateboard Fails Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Because It’s Not Really Sex If There’s Not Another Person There
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Jenna Pressley Will Make Your Day
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A Case of the Jubblies
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Because Who Doesn’t Need a Good Slut Around Occaisionally?
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Too Stupid For Words
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Stacy Kiebler is Looking Tight
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Who Knew a Dildo That Big COuld Fit Into a Tiny Asian
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More Proof That Famous People Can Basically Just Do Whatever the Fuck They Want
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Vida Guerra is Everywhere Lately
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Because It’s 2009 and About Time You Lost Your Virginity
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This is Just Mean
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Courtney Love Takes Crazy to a Whole New Level
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Danni Wells is Nude
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Just Pure Class
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Brianna Banks and Kellie Get It On
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When Did Mena Suvari Get Hot Again?
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I Mean, Who Hasn’t Gotten So Drunk That They Strip and Piss in the Street?
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Build Your Own HD DVR
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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6 Beers in Ten Seconds
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