So this vintage nude picture of Madonna is up for auction, they are estimating that it’s worth somewhere around 10,000 dollars, but I think that bush is fucking priceless. The truth is that I don’t hate bush, I find them entertaining and fully shaved is so fucking mainstream, I like seeing a little fucking character, as long as I am not knee deep in the shit. The site has always supported bush in theory and I am not going to back down now by dissing Madonna for rocking a 70s bush in the 70s, especially since she over the last 30 years, her clit has grown to the size of my penis with all the steroids and I am down with celebrating her when she was still a woman, I mean look at those fucking tits.
Here’s a quote about the auction…
Madonna, then known as Madonna Louise Ciccone, may have earned as little as $25 for the 1979 modeling session. The raw, full frontal black-and-white image, taken by Lee Friedlander, appeared in Playboy in 1985 and is to be auctioned Feb. 12. Madonna was a 20-year-old dancer trying to make ends meet when she answered Friedlander’s newspaper ad seeking a nude model, said Matthieu Humery, head of Christie’s photography department.
I guess that just goes to show that anytime you use your body for money, someone else is making a lot more money off it and it will surface after you establish yourself and become a mega star. I am totally for girls getting naked for money, I am also totally for girls getting naked for free. I hate the stigma that they have thinking sending me nudes will ruin their chances of getting into college, or will be shameful to their families, when nudity is our natural state. So prude bitches who don’t get naked or send me naked pictures on the internet are the real whores. I guess I am like a hippie despite hating hippies and firmly believe nudity is our natural state and I want to celebrate your natural state by cumming all over my belly lookin’ at you in all your glory…well not you…since you’re a dude…but you if you have a vagina, if you know what I mean.
Update: I didn’t notice the armpit hair or leg hair because I was staring at her bush and trying to make out the lips behind all her Italian glory, and I definitely don’t support negligence in maintenance, it is lazy, despite my love for bush. Get it together you fucking slob.
Another Update: I want to own this picture, so I think I need to start a fundraiser on the site for you all to donate to this very important cause. If we get to our target and get this picture, I promise to tour it around the world and let each and every one of you sniff it. I just don’t know how to start a fundraiser on the internet because I am disorganized.
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donavan says that between this and the katy parry picture, he has no clue wich one to jack off to now
Damn, but she has some guy like nipples, those little nubs wouldn’t even floss my teeth.
I would have expected her to have serious udders going on. Can you say disappointment?
Damn, I still have that issue of Playboy as it was the last time they stapled the pages. I have all 11 pics in the set but only 2 show bush. Wonder how much that is worth???
hey lohan wanker. your telling me those are not a very nice pair of tits? whats wrong with you fucks?
ill help that bitch shave her fucking armpit hairs.while i inject my seminal fluids inside of her moist and aching vagina.
she will beg for my MASTURBATION REWARD!!!
“oh my god”,as donavan said, “i have broken character!”
SO MUCH HAIR!!!!WHY????!!!!BIC, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!!??
I ain’t sniffing no fucking hairy Italian whore even if it is a picture. I’m puking out my lunch.
And her nipples and tits have always been boring.
lil italian sluts smokin and chewin gum fuck em rough smear their slutty makeup twist her hair and choke on my slimy kumstik , fuck her ass drop her off bye assfucked clowny jitface , too-do-loo stinkunt
MEGADOUCHE says, Donavan is a crackhead.
I don’t usually ever comment, but she has perfect tits. Her nips are small, but I guarantee they are all chewed up and long now that she has had kids. I don’t like bush seeing as I myself go diving in the muff, but it is correct for the era. That is a much better pic than her stringy mother fucking Iggy Pop looking body that she has now. I am only commenting because I am at a bar and my friends are douche bags. Hairy pits and legs make me gag a bit though. I wouldn’t fuck her, but would definitely put my face between those tits. Yep, I can totally jerk off to that pic even without the presence of a dick.
If you look closely, you can see pygmy tribesman in there hunting wild boar. Good lord, I’ve seen 80′s metal bands with less combined hair than that.
I agree with Ali, the tits are nice. Perfect shape, perfect size, and real. Now, let’s be real here, these are old pictures, and I have a feeling they’re down to her belly button now.
And yeah, the hair is funny, but 5 minutes with a razor fixes that. The face? Well, that’s why god invented the light switch.
And the personality? Well, that’s why god invented the gag.
I don’t like her tits. HLW is right, they look like man nipples. She is not womanly at all. Not hot.
Madge has a huge dirty vag.
At least she was female back then, as now she looks like a tranny.
I would bet her snatch smells like week old salmon and mildewy suitcases.
I own this copy of Playboy!! I looked up it’s worth and only 34 dollars!! This is the last issue that was stapled together!! It was september 1985, and the cost of this issue then was 3 dollars and 50 cents!!! Thanks, Julie
… so much hair!
Madonna is one of my top celebrities in the world. I definitely wish she keeps on performing.